[meme] WOKE transit vs PATRIOT transit

Me doing my part to portray car dependency as deeply unpatriotic. Which it kinda unironically is.

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Truck: Most likely built with WOKE, FOREIGN COMMUNIST parts

Bike: Can literally be built from reclaimed BASED, AMERICAN wood and steel

Truck: Makes you FAT, WOKE AND LIBERAL

Bike: Makes you FIT and STRONG

Truck: Fueled by COMMUNIST ARABS AND RUSSIANS

Bike: Fueled by a PATRIOTIC STEAK AND EGG BREAKFAST
Don’t forget that woke transit requires gasoline from FOREIGNERS to run, while patriot transit is powered by your US-grown ass.
- Excellent point, brother. Always choose AMERICAN MUSCLE over COMMIE OIL.
Bikes are the rides of libertarians.

No license

No registration

No taxes through gas

Just hard work and freedom!
- Um........my city requires you to get a liscense for your bike.
  
  How exactly does this work? Where do you put the license plate? Do you have pictures?
  
  What the fuck
  
  Is there also a minimum age limit?
Where helmet
"woke" as an insult

And that's all you need to know about ableist, car-hating, libertarian assholes.

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