TCP vs UDP
TCP vs UDP
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Well this is going in my "basics of networking" presentation.
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There is a bigger one, with more networking terms, but I can't find it right now :|
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If you do find it let me know, I'd love to see it! I really do have about 20 hours of training in networking I give to folks, and since it's literally 20 hours of information, I like to put in fun stuff.
Like a picture of a facemask I added during COVID with "stay at 127.0.0.1, don't 255.255.255.255". Super cheesy but at least it's a mental distraction from information overload haha
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I know a joke about UDP.
I know a joke about TCP too.
Did you get it?
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I didn't get the first half, could you send it again?
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I only tell jokes about UDP. I don't care if you get it.
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ACK
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So TCP ACK is the backwash?
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No gross backwash with UDP, guaranteed!
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I love slut protocols.
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Open all ports: Bukkake?
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BukakkIP
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Surprisingly accurate
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This might be my favorite joke here yet. Best part is it's not really even a joke.
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UDP cares about the target, it doesn't care if it gets there, more like broadcast.
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Maybe i have to disagree a little bit. UDP won't drop packets intentionally or TCP don't prevent dropping of packets.
So UDP is like an introvert who ordered pizza and got 4 of 6 peices but kept silent and eat what he got
And TCP is like the extrovert who complained and got the next two peices
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