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That's why I brush my teeth before having my bacon and eggs with coffee.
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That's why I brush my teeth before drinking my orange juice.
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Leave your degraded self-loathing to yourself and don't make us partake!
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Psst, the real life hack is to drink tons of coke so that they all fall out and you can get a permanent artificial set installed as soon as possible
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You joke but that kind of used to he a thing. People used to get their teeth pulled and get dentures just because it was assumed their teeth would rot out at some point anyways.
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....followed by chewing aluminum foil for iron.
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I prefer Indium.
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out of a metal tumbler 🤤
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Grapefruit is better. It just hits different.
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You gotta try brushing your teeth and then drinking chocolate milk. It's delicious
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Hmmmm. Never tried that. Thanks for the suggestion. Will give that a shot
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Brushing your teeth before you eat is like wiping your butt before you poop.
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