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Human rights

Sofia "Buff Girlfriend" @sofiabuffgf

Installing a bidet at home was life changing but unfortunately it's transformed pooping on company time from a small proletarian victory into yet another grueling humiliation of inadequate working conditions.

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Yeah that don't track. I poop on company time and walk away with a pampered butt thanks to my bidet. Feels fantastic and clean.
- I think they mean when they're in the office
  
  Exactly. Unjustified RTO is basically a crime against humanity.
  
  And our buttholes!
  
  New plan everyone. Sue your company for their crime against humanity and the environment for their lack of bidets.

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