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delicous_crow_hat @lemm.ee

1y ago

ruel

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Hello Potion Seller. I'm going into battle, and I want your strongest potions.
- Thanks now I have to go watch that video again lol

And people want to fuck both
- People want to fuck anything that moves
  
  And vending machines. I mean objects that don't move

The female wolf doesn't have huge boobies, or a bow, or anything pink on it. How am I supposed to tell the difference between these two?!

Bigger eyes = feminine
- and long eyelashes = feminine
  
  Goddamnit, that explains everything.
  My whole life I've been told "your eyelashes are too long and pretty for a man". They were just trying to be helpful.

Just have one of them with a long schlong. Doesn't matter which one.
- Why not both?

Better than making them blue/pink

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