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It was coal at the beginning of the traffic stop
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Best comment ever written in the history of the internet
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Source? Post the complete ranked list.
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probably routine traffic stop that revealed he had a warrant for a long history of smuggling things up his ass...
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It was probably Hans Niemann then
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Can I somehow register my history of smuggling things up my ass? Just in case I'm being stopped in traffic...
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just get arrested a couple times...
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Sir, I need your driver's license and registration. Also, bend over...
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Not a single thing about this sounds "routine"
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License, registration, contents of your anus please!
Do you know why I performed a full cavity search on you? One of your brakelights was out. -
"routine"
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means
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"I am altering the meaning. Pray I do not alter it any further."
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why he look like he has 44 more diamonds hiding somewhere else that the police didn't found???
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Diamonds are stored in the balls!
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“Spread your cheeks and lift your sac!”
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Suspect, on the bench at booking time to the guy next to him: "Ha! They missed 1."
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Eh they're brown diamonds
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Officers: Ben Dover and Seymour Butts
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why didn't you censor out the website, we could have been guessing all sorts of websites like fox news or CNN.
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Why not just leave them in at that point? Lol
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"Now if you don't mind pissing in this cup for me so I don't have to force a catheter up your urethra."
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"Also, please give me a hug. My wife won't do it anymore, no matter how hard I beat her."
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DiamondButt
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Appearanlty it's a very common thing for criminals to put drugs up their ass, stories like these have been showing up for years
