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Mubelotix @jlai.lu

12mo ago

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AI = 0 □
- (MC^{2 + C√P)}2 wouldn't give you that result though, because you have to FOIL.
  Instead you'd get M^{(2) C}4 + 2MC^{(3)√P + PC}2
  And that's not even the correct formula. It's
  E^{2 = (mc}(2))^{2 + (pc)}2
  You can't just naively apply a square root unless one of the terms is vanishing (momentum for a stationary mass, giving E = mc^2, or rest mass for a massless particle, giving E = pc = hf).
  The way to remember this is that it's equivalent to the Pythagorean theorem, A^{2 + B}2 = C^(2).
  So it in fact only makes sense if AI = 0.
- This really seemed like a good simplification until you threw in that d'Alembert operator at the end

- Sounds like some ~~bullshit artist~~ motivational speaker
  
  Probably an AI expert too
- WTF does Indian have to do with anything?
  
  Nothing. There is a lot of anti-asian racism going on here on Lemmy.
  
  So you feel this is perhaps racist but no concern for it also being perhaps ageist?

It also means AI = 0
- I've heard about an extended version of the equation:
  E² = m²c⁴ + p²c²
  Or E = (m²c⁴ + p²c²)^1/2
  If so, AI = (m²c⁴ + p²c²)^1/2 - mc²
  I may have the capabilities to be a technology management consultant

So math is like painting, you can just arbitrarily add a splash of color somewhere to change the mood..
- Well math might be, physics for sure isn't
  
  I feel like you are forgetting QCD, where they actually added a splash of colour to change the mood of the reader.

As I said in another thread where this was posted, that original post has the distinctive voice of ChatGPT. Could be another similar model, but I'd bet money that was written by an LLM.
- How did it lose so much quality since it was posted just a week or two ago?
  
  The ways of compression artifacts are mysterious.
  
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- yeah it reads exactly like something chatgpt would write

LinkedIn is just another Microsoft-owned account you should just delete for your sanity

!linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works back at it again with some more AI bs.
- Ist there actually an upcomming alternative for Job profiles and stuff?

I love that's it's not "what are you on about?" it's just a general what
- I always found the difference between general and special whativity fascinating.
- It goes on like this:
  What
  The
  Actual
  F***
  Is
  This?

Reading this is an actual cognitive hazard.

I want to know who this idiot is.
- his name is Chatgpt
- I mean, the equation isn't wrong given that AI basically becomes a rounding error and can be safely ignored.
- I choose to believe he's just looking for VC money and is not actually that stupid lol

I’d like to present the equation solution to all sandwich related crisiseseses: BLT+AI.
- Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato + Avocado, Ice cream?
  
  Worse, iceberg lettuce. If the first one is also iceberg, pass.

This reads like a post written by AI as well lol

AI+8k+5G
- We need a = sign sonewhere, right?
  
  Nope, none of this is math.

they did the meth right

I like how the OP's name was censored for their privacy, but not the name of the person responding. Also, what the hell are these people huffing?

Thanks for listening to my TedX talk, which I paid to present.
- Honestly I had too many people insist that Tedx has any value
- I paid to watch it! Hey, wait a second... Do you think Mr. XTalk could be just trying to take our money while building a disinformation platform of unchecked greed?

When the marketing guy tries to do a job meant for the engineering department.

Critical support for struggling academics trying to grift some brainless tech bro billionaire out of his money
Oops my bad I mess read who’s the phd and who’s the sentient clipart

He should have let an AI proofread this…
- It really reads like it was written by AI. I’ve never been to linkedin, maybe everyone talks like that there but it really sounds like it was written by ChatGPT

Ha! "Consultant / Technology Manager" -- pretty sure he's just working on the next buzzword buffet to justify his bloated comp package.
Oh well, gives me an excuse to link this Weird Al song that makes far more sense.
- Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
  this Weird Al song
  Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
  I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

Both terms are linked by a blockchain.

Wouldnt that be the same as using a multicore modeller computer, since AI is just semi randomizing code?
- It wouldn't be the same if he multiplied by ψ+ signifying that we are moving towards quantum future
  
  I can suggest an equation that has the potential to impact the future:
  H|ψ> = E|ψ> + AI
  Here, I have chosen the time-independent Schrödinger equation, to symbolize the fact that AI is the most important innovation of all time.
  ...
  This is all bullshit of course. Everyone knows that the AI term should be included in the Hamiltonian anyway 🙄

That actually kind of sounds like some bullshit an ai would generate
I can't be the only one seeing that right? ChatGPT has a pretty similar wording style.

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