This is not a stereogram. If you look at it a certain way it will not resolve into anything.

A schooner is a sailboat!

Ship posting

shoulda said "yarrr, ye dumb bastard!"

It's a schooner

I learned this week that these don't work on me because of my shitty eyes.

Well, this is the first time I see one of these since I got laser'd, and it's the first time I'm seeing it working. It's nice.

It's Dickbutt, isn't it?

Trickier than most. Pretty detailed. I think the island is a nice touch. The ropes are also interesting.

The dolphins!

I locked into something, but I have no idea what it is. Cool.

As I child, I always cheated and crossed my eyes to make these work, and saw them as a child—concave and unintelligible. Now that I am a man I finally learned to discard childish ways and trigger these properly by staring off into the far distance and tuning out all the stress of the modern world.

Related, and in full reference to Dinosaur Comics for no reason whatsoever:

Take boat

Why have I spent so much time staring at these things and never been able to see what people see. I have good eyesight.

I'm kind of disappointed it's not a pipe.

LIAR!

I see a big sailing ship

Can confirm. Turning it upside down doesn't change much

Ok

Placebo memes, my favourite!

I’ve been staring at it for five minutes, and I can’t get it to not resolve.

Thanks for reminding me that this exists. My mind is blown again

It's a sailboat.

There's a palm tree in the bottom right corner at least