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Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

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8mo ago

Comedy has peaked ladies and gentlemen

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From: Dad
Subject: fw: fw: fw: fw: fw: re: fw: FW: fw: SO TRUE.
- Complete with a full chain of CC headers so you can harvest the emails of about 400 old men they used to work with and everyone at the golf club.

only Men will get this joke.
- The female mind isn't capable of understanding this

Makes me wonder what the EU men do
- Naked Men book obviously
  
  Official EU response:
- UK men look at books that depict beautiful women with teeth that aren't fucked up.
  French men look at books that depict women who aren't cheese eating, chain smoking, fuck ugly surrender monkeys
  German/Scandinavian men look at books that depict women that actually smile.
  Irish men look at books that show women who aren't slobbering alcoholics
  Iberian/Italian men look at books depicting women who are capable of communicating in an indoor volume
  
  Offend Everyone 100% speedrun
  
  Wake up babe new EU slander just dropped
  
  Expertly done
  
  No cheese eating is sexy
  
  I look at Asian women, haven't been paying much attention to the teeth.
- actually banging the naked ladies

Nuked ladies, huh?

To be fair, there are naked ladies in the Bible too.
- That Song of Solomon is some horny shit.
  
  I love the argument that it’s about the love between god and his followers. Like, nothing against horny deities even ones who fuck their followers, but this interpretation sure does make it sound like the god who demands chastity really wants to fuck you.
  
  Was that the one about them two daughters? I feel so bad for that father. Like couldn't they have found literally anyone else?!

My wife would be super freaked out and disgusted if I was reading a Bible.
She'd sit down and flip though the naked ladies one though.
- Sounds like you two have a great relationship. I'm gonna take a stab in the dark and guess she's bi?

Needs to be drawn like a 1950s newspaper comic

N*ked Bo
Lady ok
- Bi
  ble

but that says the bibble
- You dare question the mighty Jimmy?!
  
  Get down on your friggin knees, right friggin now, and pray with me!

BI BLE

Thank you for the suffering.

Reading the BDSM sections of the bible about stoning the ladies ?

Fucking love when my wife leaves, and I take my right hand off and enjoy my N*KED LADY BOOK.

Tony Zaret, so peak

Took me a bit to figure out what BI BLE is. I initially thought it had to do with bisexuality.
- Bisexual Bluetooth Low Energy
- Not that but rape and slavery for sure.
- The main guy was but some believe he was just gay

Facts

LOL

Reminds me of the French giriie picture book' that deputy Loomis kept asking for in the game Harvester.

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