Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our unshittified experience
Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our unshittified experience
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I want to make a script for Linux that adds ads everywhere. It would be tricky with Wayland but not impossible. It could start by installing browser extensions.
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There is a special place in hell for you lol.
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If they were fake ads like in GTA and Cyberpunk, it could be fun, provided you could turn them on and off anytime.
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I'll use the Google Ad platform
From there I'll encrypt all your files and make you watch an ad per file to access your data
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Uh sorry, this is a big file. Here's the second, unskippable ad.
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It has a 1 in 500 chance of serving you a 300 hour ad you cannot skip, and if you attempt to restart the system to get rid of it, it'll make a note of that and restart the ad from the beginning after the next reboot.
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If you try it twice, it will delete the file you were about to access.
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Super-hell now.
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Now I wish there was an advertising studio where, like, they specialized in shitty ads for real things. Like "I made a game on newgrounds, you WON'T LAST TEN SECONDS" but it's just a flappy birds clone or something
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And call the script "Windows"
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I was thinking more along the lines of "optimizer"
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Na just throw ads into system logs. Or do what Ubuntu does and throw an advert every time you run apt upgrade.
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Have you tried installing any packages from NPM recently?
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9474733 packages are looking for funding
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I think that is the better case. That is just NPM aggregating the metadata. There are lots of packages that print their own ad.
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Make it for Hannah Montana Linux plz!
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