When your contractor has the drawings upside down

This is not a terrible photo... It's intentionally strange architecture.

In German we have a word for this sort of things „Kopfkino“ - literally translated it’s head movie. It means if you think it’s funny, a good idea, a strong concept but in real life it’s just ridiculously stupid. Too much thinking behind it. You are stuck in your minds movie.

Wonder how this thing holds up against strong winds

Fuck floorspace, all my homies hate floorspace

This is how you take a 1/16th acre property and turn it into a 1/4 acre property.