Aussiemandeus @lemmy.world
Damn now i want to use condoms with my wife
19 0 ReplyRev. Layle @lemm.ee
I, too, would like to use condoms with this guy's wife
32 1 Replypazukaza @lemmy.ml Get in line, pal.
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Leyla :) @lemmy.fmhy.ml
This is what I'm gonna pull out next time my girlfriend asks me to whip her.
8 0 Replyplatysalty @kbin.social Man, that might impress her so much that she might sleep with me!
7 0 Reply★Luma★ @latte.isnot.coffee If it doesn't, remind yourself that duel-wielding is always impressive.
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Stabbywithsocks1 @lemmy.ml Used to come in those little plastic bubbles you'd get from those coin dispensers. I always wanted the mini handcuffs.
5 0 ReplyMadnessx9 @lemmy.world With that sound whoooopssshh
3 0 ReplyPerogiBoi @lemmy.ca
Imagine using your light up sneakers to spot where the condom is and then using your heelies to wheel over to the bathroom because he didn’t use the condom in the end.
3 0 Replywiese @lemm.ee I need one! Let's hope he can hold that erection while laughing.
1 0 ReplyMxM111 @kbin.social
Would be better if it were not so obviously man’s leg - more believable.
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