Eat a Fortune 500 CEO
Eat a Fortune 500 CEO
Eating just one Fortune 500 CEO would do more to prevent climate change than going vegan or never driving for the rest of your life.
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Until the next person who replaces them does the same thing.
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Well if we can't solve global warming, at least we've got world hunger in the bag
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We could already solve world hunger, eating them will just be for the love of the game
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Yeah, but the looming threat of being eaten might change their minds a little bit.
"It's about sending a message"
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Only one way to find out!
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So it's not only good for the environment, but also a renewable food source!
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Sounds like a win to me.
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insert revolution clock from https://existentialcomics.com/comic/266 here
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My favorite snack after a Chinese meal in the US is a Fortune 500 Cookie, Eating The Rich has never been so fun and delicious! Read the crimes that they are responsible for inside of the thin cookie!
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You have an interesting product idea there.
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My doctor says I have to cut down on eating Fortune 500 CEOs. They’re too rich.
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Honestly I bet most vegans would be willing to eat a billionaire ceo of an evil corporation.
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I'm down. Who's with me?
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Sadly, they'd just get replaced.
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So they're an unlimited food source. Interesting.
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Yeah, but they taste like shit.
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That's what you think, rich people have the best marbling.
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Yeah but most of the time it's gone off....best just to toss them to the dogs.
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Unless you're offing a buttload of them, that money and behavior just gets passed to their little shits or whoever else is in their will. More importantly, you still have a moral imperative to go Vegan.
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Preach. It's not even hard. Just approach it like anything else that's mildly inconvenient at first and you're golden.
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all the encouragement i needed
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Don’t forget the board of directors!
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We don't have to really eat it. We can leave it for compost.
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but rich people are part of a healthy vegan diet?
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Challenge accepted!
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