apprehentice @lemmy.enchanted.social We call her The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home
20 0 Replyklemptor @startrek.website Her book is pretty good.
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Etterra @lemmy.world That first one is just my fiancee. I've learned not to grab jars and pill bottles from the top.
10 0 Reply0x4E4F @sh.itjust.works OP
Wouldn't it just be easier for everyone for her to remember to close them?
2 1 ReplyDjtecha @lemm.ee You've clearly never been here before
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mortimerkahn @sh.itjust.works Reminds me of Amelie
7 0 Replytigeruppercut @lemmy.zip
It's because you forgot to leave food out for the brownies
7 0 ReplyEcho Dot @feddit.uk Try Special Sheep Liniment
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PhobosAnomaly @feddit.uk Why is Kimi Raikonnen in my house?
The toilet roll bandits are just the woooooorst
7 0 ReplyDiplomjodler @lemmy.world My wife isn't invisible.
6 1 Reply0x4E4F @sh.itjust.works OP
My condolences...
2 0 ReplySlovene @feddit.nl She's not dead either.
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Uninvited Guest @lemmy.ca
Had the exact same joke coming in to this.
I'm with you in solidarity.
1 0 Replymoistclump @lemmy.world Mine is.
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HootinNHollerin @lemmy.world Someone’s getting D.E.N.N.I.S. systemed
5 0 ReplyThorry84 @feddit.nl We used to call them "Nobody".
WHO TOOK MY LAST COOKIE? Oh right, Nobody did
4 0 Reply0x4E4F @sh.itjust.works OP
We used to call them "fuck it, late for school".
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devilish666 @lemmy.world 3 0 ReplyStarb3an @sh.itjust.works I love the way he exits each shot. He doesn't leave the room, sweeps out of it.
3 0 ReplyBlueFootedPetey @sh.itjust.works
I was not sure how I was gonna describe that little head first exit he makes, "sweeps out of it" is perfect. Thank you.
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ColonelPanic @lemm.ee Is that Jon from Auto Shenanigans?
2 0 Replygeneralterrestrial @lemmy.world We call them "Teenagers".
2 0 ReplyDaxtron2 @startrek.website How did you get these clips of my old roommates?
2 0 Replyfibojoly @sh.itjust.works Feng Shui ninja!
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