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OttoVonNoob @lemmy.ca

1y ago

My landlord thinks my gaming pc is for work... haha

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Lol tipping your landlord? What fresh hell is this.
- It's a cute little lemmy meme. No one does this. No one talks about this. No one expects this. It's fake outrage.
  
  No outrage, it's just a joke making fun of entitled landlords
- I'd rather find the nearest drain, and drop my money down there
  
  Always tip your local sewer monster
  
  Finds the nearest drain
  “Hello, Georgie! Do you want your boat back?”
- Tipping my landlord, hell no! I did tip a live in superintendent at one building I lived in every Christmas. Dude lived a rough life but somehow found his way to maintaining an old building, and he was great at it. If you saw him on the street you'd assume he was homeless, but infact he kept a building housing many people running. He was very friendly, kind, and respectful. He was an exception, I'd give him a small gift, usually chocolate and a small gift card. He was a very good dude and that deserved to be acknowledged.

Here’s a tip for landlords: try to keep your heads attached when the revolution finally comes.
- Shhhhhhh don't let them know, jeez

Who tf tips a landlord? That's what the rent is for

Wait, some landlords want tips?
- Pretty sure it's a meme that's going to become real at this rate. Kinda like the "birds aren't real" meme conspiracy theory that managed to suck a couple of fools in
  
  whatever birder, I bet you also buy big ornithopta’s attempt to rebrand dinosaurs as having feathers to help shove their bird seed of lies down our throat?
  
  Good old Poe's law.
  
  I don't think so. I got pushed an 'influencer' landlord about a year ago, and one of the videos I saw was this dude pushing tipping
- Mine doesn't.
  He wants the whole hog in.
- afaik youre expected, informally, to provide 2 months rent up front in japan as a tip
  
  That sounds like a security deposit

All of those are way better things to spend money on instead of tipping a landlord

How about “i refuse to tip landlords” ?

People are tipping their landlords???
- You don't? How will he feed his kids then?

Wait... you guys tip landlords??? I won't even offer them coffee whenever i meet them!
- No. IDK what the hell they are talking about.
- No, it's not really a thing. There are some extremely entitled landlords that believe they do deserve a tip though. They can get the tip of my shoe up their ass if they really want one
- There was a meme about a landlord complaining on Facebook that nobody tipped them

What do you mean by "tip"? You don't tip landlords

the only tips your landlord needs are the ones that show on Skyrim's loading screens as rendered by your sick gaming pc

Cuck chair?
- Cuck Chair is a slang term for a chair situated nearby and facing a bed, allowing for a cuckold to sit and watch their partner have sex with another person. Cuck chairs are often found in hotel rooms, inspiring the viral meme catchphrase, "Every Hotel Got the Cuck Chair."
  
  Thank you for explaining that. I've got a lot to think about now.
- I call it a sock chair, but I see where they're coming from.

How do so few people in this comments section see the obvious satire?? It's clearly making fun of both landlords and absurd tipping culture.

Here's my tip

I'm confused is this pro or anti landlord
- Anti
  
  Idk what you mean that rentpig needs to manage his finances better
- Seems pro to me
  
  In what world would anyone tip a landlord, its satire to the fact landlords keep raising rent and draining renters to nothing.

My optometrist has a cuck chair in the bathroom. Nice guy, though.
https://ibb.co/3mB4d4P

Don’t forget to
your “housing provider.”

What the fuck is a cuck chair?
- Cuck Chair is a slang term for a chair situated nearby and facing a bed, allowing for a cuckold to sit and watch their partner have sex with another person. Cuck chairs are often found in hotel rooms, inspiring the viral meme catchphrase, "Every Hotel Got the Cuck Chair."

I got a tip for the landlord: don't bet on a three-legged horse.

Did a landlord try to make a meme

You need the cuck chair so you have somewhere to sit when your landlord comes over

I like my landlord but the only tip I'd give him is to maybe drink a bit less and quit smoking.

I'd rather burn my money than tip my landlord

dont forget '''groceries'''

Yikes all the rentoids getting mad at landchads for providing a vital service.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/rentoid

Hey now I paid good money for that Aeron

I'd tip my landlord if they prioritised me. Like the tap started leaking—they repair or pay for it obviously—but if they came around same afternoon, I'd give 'em a six pack.

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