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  • My cousin and I used to spend the night at my grandma's house fairly regularly. Between my grandpa and my two uncles who lived there, the house had its fair share of old blank VHS tapes containing recordings of various horror films among comedy classics like Revenge of the Nerds. As far as horror goes, Return of the Living Dead scared the absolute shit out of us at age 8, as did Tremors and Gargoyles (1972).

    And since you're no doubt wondering, I don't remember coming across any porn on those old VHS tapes, but my uncles did keep a few magazines stashed away in their closets that my cousin always knew exactly where to find.

    EDIT: God damn, this really opened up a well of (positive) memories over an entire family that has since deceased. Cancer and poor health eventually took every last person in that house. Doesn't help that nearly everyone smoked and drinked to the day they died. They were all such good people, though. Rest in peace.

  • the exorcist. At age 8

    My Catholic church going up bringing has made possession into a genuine fair even though I'm atheist now.

  • Blow Out at about age 8. I was worried for ages that someone would strangle me and mutilate me in a public toilet.

    Watership Down was worse though. Why anyone thought that was okay to show to children, I will never know.

  • It doesn't really haunt me, but when I was a kid I was up early in the morning and had nothing to do so I turned the TV on. And a black and white movie was showing. And I knew that those are funny. Like Charlie Chaplin or Laurel and Hardy. So I laughed my ass off as Miss Marple was horrified watching a woman being choked to death in the next train over.

  • Interview with the Vampire. I was waaaay too young to be watching that, and the scene where the light comes out and burns that one to a crisp scared the hell out of me. I remember having trouble falling asleep for a couple nights after that.

    • That scene was absolutely horrifying to watch the first time I saw the movie and I must have been in my mid-late teens at that point..

  • When I was younger, I watched this movie where a terrifying creature, vaguely resembling a human and driven only by thoughts of death, escaped from a parallel dimension to hunt down a girl at her middle school, and there was this Wayland-Yutani type company who tried to cover up the escape by having their security force capture the creature and send it back to its own dimension, but then, the creature took the girl and her mother with it to its hell dimension, with the company security force in pursuit.

    And then a bunch of guys who are way too into horses got in a big fight that turned into a dance number, and then creature went to the gynecologist for some reason.

    I was brought to tears by the existential dread that still haunts me to this day that I decided to take a break from movies. But whatever that movie was, it should have won an Oscar this year.

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