7-Eleven plans to sell hot dog-flavored sparkling water - Feddit UK

feddit.uk 7-Eleven plans to sell hot dog-flavored sparkling water - Feddit UK

> The retailer has teamed up with beverage brand Miracle Seltzer to create a lineup of sparkling waters in four different flavors: lemon lime, green apple, sweet orange and hot dog. > > 7-Eleven says the hot dog flavor is a twist on one of its most beloved snacks, the Big Bite Hot Dog. > > According...

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Will they also sell chocolate starfish?
- I hope so. Their biscuits make my knees weak. Limp, even.
- My favorite part about that song is that Fred fucks up his count of how many fucks he says in his fucked up rhyme.
- I see what you did there.

According to a news release, the Big Bite Hot Dog Sparkling Water is a liquified version of the iconic snack – ketchup and mustard flavors included.
Even worse than the headline...
How do you fuck up hotdog water?
- Because the relish flavor got stuck in R&D

I'm just imagining the hot dogs sitting in a bucket of water like... [https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/disenchantment/images/2/2a/Me-flavored-water-salesman.png/revision/latest?cb=20230916175637](in Disenchanted)

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