Science rule
Science rule
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one time in middle school i prayed for an xbox and a couple weeks later a boy who had a crush on me (but i didnt know that at the time) gave me his old original xbox and fable: tlc as he upgraded to a newer xbox. so ya religion is pretty nifty 😎
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i also prayed that my school would burn down in the middle of the night multiple times but that never happened but at least i had an xbox
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I've been praying Jesus would just fuck Satan and get it over with. The sexual tension is way too high.
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they should take inspiration from all the fan fiction of Good Omens!
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What do you really think was going down there before the 3rd day?
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I think god is just handing out Xboxes instead of granting prayers
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now that u mention it i can't think of a single other prayer i ever made getting answered so you might be right
maybe god is just sponsored by microsoft (this existence brought to you by: Xbox Game Pass)
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That isn't how religion works though.
You just got to steal the xbox, then pray for forgiveness.
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i've had my eye on the Steam Deck lately, will keep this in mind 🤔
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You could just convince the pope to call for a holy war, that way you don't even have to ask for forgiveness when you take a nonbeliever's steam desk.
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well my bf is catholic so that gives me an in
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He knew you wanted a xbox because he was stalking you.
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So romantic <3
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lol i honestly never thought about that
we went to a really small school (when i was in middle school there were like 15 students in the middle school and high school grades all combined, by the time i was in 12th there were 4 high school students all in different grades) so if i had to guess and give him the benefit of the doubt i'd guess that because we lived in such a small community and probably had a lot of mutual friends and connections, he probably just knew enough about me to know that i was into video games and my family was too poor to buy consoles/computers so i was still playing on a PS1 that my older siblings got for Christmas once while everyone else my age were on or moving to PS4 and (i think) Xbox One
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