9mo ago

Science rule

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On the religion side the last picture should be the same as the first.
- That was the original. Evolution of the meme:
  
  In retrospect I should've posted the second image, seems funnier.
  
  Should have posted version 1's science timeline with your own religion timeline
- Atheists be like "look at all the things my real and not made up methodology can do" and then post science fiction.
  
  Today's engineering is the past century's science fiction.

one time in middle school i prayed for an xbox and a couple weeks later a boy who had a crush on me (but i didnt know that at the time) gave me his old original xbox and fable: tlc as he upgraded to a newer xbox. so ya religion is pretty nifty 😎
- i also prayed that my school would burn down in the middle of the night multiple times but that never happened but at least i had an xbox
  
  I've been praying Jesus would just fuck Satan and get it over with. The sexual tension is way too high.
  
  I think god is just handing out Xboxes instead of granting prayers
- That isn't how religion works though.
  You just got to steal the xbox, then pray for forgiveness.
  
  i've had my eye on the Steam Deck lately, will keep this in mind 🤔
- He knew you wanted a xbox because he was stalking you.
  
  So romantic <3
  
  lol i honestly never thought about that
  we went to a really small school (when i was in middle school there were like 15 students in the middle school and high school grades all combined, by the time i was in 12th there were 4 high school students all in different grades) so if i had to guess and give him the benefit of the doubt i'd guess that because we lived in such a small community and probably had a lot of mutual friends and connections, he probably just knew enough about me to know that i was into video games and my family was too poor to buy consoles/computers so i was still playing on a PS1 that my older siblings got for Christmas once while everyone else my age were on or moving to PS4 and (i think) Xbox One