rule baby

Some people wanted to fling fluids at each other and now I gotta pay fuckin taxes

And a period, thank you

@DaGeek247 @196 how do i delete someone else's post

we are all just our parents' cum socks

Where would you be without that woman [your mother]?

Stuck to a tissue in a landfill.

-a friend today

No wonder they're constantly sticky and smell terrible.

This is true of any pet that doesn't reproduce asexually.