What is something nobody ever says?

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- I don't know what I was expecting.
  
  99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of the time, it works every time.
- Is this some sort of AI code injection?
  
  That would be cool! But no: Universally unique identifier (UUID)
  
  "Why hello there-! Is your favorite color still 300 lines of hostile injection?"

I wish water was thicker
- Clearly someone has said that, because
  https://thickit.com/blog/nutrition-product/thickened-water/
  
  There are also wetting agents to make water wetter. I don’t recommend drinking them though.
  
  This is satire?
- You can get thickeners for beverages, some people need them for certain conditions that make swallowing problematic!
- Unless it's jello
- This is the real answer.

I don't really have an opinion about Donald Trump.

Stop sucking my dick or I’ll call the police.
- Gotta love George Carlin.

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- https://youtu.be/fHxO0UdpoxM
  
  Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
  https://piped.video/fHxO0UdpoxM
  Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
  I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

If I say it, then it will have been said.
- Maybe you can draw a picture instead? Are the "words" in here with you now?
  
  The words are coming from inside the house
- But you can type it.
  
  I would argue the vernacular has shifted enough that when you type something, you're saying it. No, not by the strictest definition of "say," but I think we as a society are to the point you said whatever you type online.

"You made a valid point and have changed my mind."
- I say that shit all the time
  
  If you're saying it all the time, perhaps stop making up your mind so soon.
- I honestly hate the human culture that exists around never being wrong.

I'm getting fed up with this orgasm!
- boy, you'd be surprised
  
  Side note - can we talk about this image for a minute?
  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism
- That Italian family at the next table sure is quiet
  (I think that's the one from FG)
  
  Wasn't it hailey's activation phrase in american dad

I'm tired of these motherfing snakes on this motherfing plane!
- Shoot, the censorship asterisks backfired.
  
  Use a symbol before the
  motherfcking = motherfcking
  
  i mean you can swear on the internet
  
  You gotta escape them with a backslash.

I bite my thumb at you.
- In highschool, our first reading of R&J wasn't far from the release of Luhrmann's film. You bet there was a bunch of teenagers yelling that at each other at lunch.

"OK bye" when finishing a phone conversations in tv series and movies.
- I do this sometimes because it's funny

Gosh, that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet.

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- People have definitely suffered from strokes before
- Uhm, do you mean titin?

Boomers actually did a lot of great things that other generations benefits from.
- Classic Rock. Civil rights. Moon landing. Birth control and abortion. Counterculture and peaceful protests making it OK to be a dissident. Making pants way more commonplace for women. And mid-century modern design.
  I know it's trendy to hate on boomers, and a lot of them are out of touch and have gotten more close-minded as they've aged, but there was a lot of good that could be laid at their feet as well.
  
  Neil armstrong etc. were all the silent generation. The boomers were in their 20s.
  
  these were actions of a few, and in this thread we're in the spirit of making sweeping generalizations

That source you have provided me that proves my point wrong is credible.

No it isn't.

This orgasm is terrible and I want it to stop.
- Actually, you might be wrong at that front. I remember seeing a mini documentary years back about a man who was continually orgasming for years (I think maybe he had some sort of spinal or brain injury or something). He described it as both painful and embarrassing.
- Just like American Dad "I'm getting fed up with this orgasm"