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CDRMITTENS @sh.itjust.works

1y ago

Thank you France for showing the appropriate response to Russian nuclear blackmail efforts

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Nuclear hellfire? Don't you threaten me with a good time
TIE ME TO THE MISSILE AND FIRE ME AT MOSCOW
- Fun fact: For Oliver Stone’s Putin documentary, the two of them sat and watched Dr. Strangelove, on camera. It was as tense and awkward as you might expect.
- Your (rambo?) meme crashed my shit, all up in their shit.

But they are le tired
- So take a nap.
  THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!
  
  Dam, taht is a sweeett earth
- What miserable assholes downvoted you?
  
  Did they? 🤷‍♂️

Germany doesn't have nukes tho. The nukes in the country are all American property.
- Same goes for Belgium, Italy, and Turkey. But I won’t let that interfere with my appreciation for the meme.
  
  Officially we don't. We merely have American military bases with American planes and suspicious payloads that the government refuses to comment on.
  I've wondered what that would mean in practice in different scenarios. If NATO command structure was atomized (RIP the city of Mons, no-one really liked you but thanks for the sacrifice o7), would the Belgian army make the call to fire ze missiles anyway? Or does the highest-ranked American make that call?
  
  And missed off is the UK which has it's own nukes^*
  ^* please ensure all targets are kept within a 500m radius of the firing submarine.
- Yeah, I'm surprisingly OK with that...
  
  As long as Boeing hasn't contributed to D&R..
- For now. If Trump withdraws the US from NATO all bets are off.

yay mutually assured destruction!
- Technically it want an order but malfunctioned alert system. He made a good guess that it's just a glitch and neglected the protocol which saved millions and countries but he got a warning for not following the protocol... Just another day at military I suppose.
  
  Also, the last time a Russian was told to deploy the nukes, he didn’t - which was good, because the order was a fluke.
  WDYM by deploy?
- They're all MAD

- Just don’t pat it

Germany is on there but not the UK? Stop nerfing our ego!
- I thought you guys joined the US with Brexit
  
  FATALITY!!
  
  Soon...
  If we cut Scotland off from the pack I bet we can beat the EU's offer.
  
  No we left a group of states not joined. I know words can be hard with so many languages floating around. Just learn the main one better 😊
- Our nukes strike fear into anyone who happens to be within a couple hundred meters of our launch sites while not wearing a good helmet.

My nuke is SHINY AND CHROME

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