10mo ago

But I am le tired

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badger badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSHroom MUSHroom badger badger badger badger...
- SnaaaaAAAke a scary SnAAAAke
  
  STOP THE CUUULLLLLL~!
- Everyone loves Magical Trevor 'cause the tricks that he does are ever so clever.
  Look at him now, disappearing a cow, where is the cow hidden right now
- I've always hated this one. My peers in college loved it. I'm still confused to this day.
  Shit like Powerthirst and Charlie the Unicorn were funny. This is... not like those.
- When come back, bring pie.

Charlie...come to candy mountain
- Shun the nonbeliever!
  Shuuuuuuunnnnn!!!!
- We're on a bridge!
- Charlie, you look quite down with your big fat eyes and your big fat frown. The world doesn't have to be so gray!
- A magical Liopleurodon Charlie!
- Look over there Charlie, it's the Choo Choo Shoe!
- RING RING!
  
  H-hello?

My SPOON is too big!
- I am a banana!
  
  My anus is bleeding!
- My Anus isbleeding
  My Anus. is bleeding!
  For the love of God and all that is holy! MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!
  
  Tony Lazuto says hello
- Tuesday's coming. Did you bring your coat?
  
  I live in a giant bucket.

Not just Millennials. That title set me off as a Gen-X.
Before the internet the most common quote bomb was any Monty Python line...and to their credit, that is still active and effective.
- my boomer parents could do half the 'spam spam spam and spam' routine if anyone said spam.
  
  Yeah, first memes were my boomer uncle emailing my boomer dad video attachments. I remember a parody of the Budweiser wassup thing with orthodox Jews delivering whitefish.
  
  bloody vikings!
  (note: not a boomer)
- All my friends can quote Holy Grail but not so much Flying Circus (besides all the most popular lines). Some that I'll always say to myself like a psychopath:
  "'Oh, an hoop'"
  "Caribou... gorn"
  "Oh you're no fun anymore"
  
  I like to randomly shout "Albatross!".
- I soiled my armor I was so scared!
- My wife had the Holy Grail CD-ROM.
  it was basically just the best quotes you unlocked with puzzles. But it always crashed and locked up at one point so we never finished it.
  Gonna have to find that now.

IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT PEANUT BUTTER JELLY PEANUT BUTTER JELLY PEANUT BUTTER JELLY

Or earlier.
All your base are belong to us.
- Someone set up us the bomb!
  
  You have no chance to survive make your time.
  
  H E L L O _ G E N T E L M E N
  
  We get signal.
- Earlier still.
  do ba dee da dee dee doh doh
  
  My favorite thing about this is something I didn't know until embarrassingly later in life.
  Hamster dance is a sped up version of "whistle stop" from the Disney Robin Hood animated movie.
- Same time period as LOBSTER MAGNET! LOBSTER STICKS TO MAG-NET. MAGNET'S MADE OF IRON. LOBSTER'S MADE OF MEAT.

The hobbits the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits
To Isengard! To Isengard!
- THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD
  dew. Dew dewdewdewdewdew. Dew dewdewdewdew dewww dewww dewww dododo dew.
- PO-TA-TOES
  
  Taters
  
  Boil 'em, mash' em, stick 'em in a stew
- Finally, lotr memes, this I can relate to.

Well, zen take a nap. THEN FIRE ZE MISSLES!
- But I am le tired
- Lol, came here to write this. Upvotes instead.
- AAAH MOTHERLAND!

ima firin my lazarrrrr
- I'm in charge of Malaysia
- I herd u liek mudkips
- the lazer collection five! it's the thing with the place and the guys in the side.

And I say HEYEYEY HEYEYEY
- I SAY HEY
  🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁
  WHATS GOING ON
- https://youtu.be/32FB-gYr49Y

i LiKe RuStY SpOoNs... I lIKe To ToUcH tHeM....
- I like it when the red water comes out.
- Hubert Cumberdale, you taste like soot and poo.

I don't even know what a ytp is and I was terminally online from 2000 to 2013
- Apparently YouTube Poop. I know YouTube Poop but I never ever heard anybody call it ytp
  
  I never knew the term YouTube Poop... maybe I was too busy with WoW or something
  
  I don't know what any of that means
  
  Idk how it is in the rest of the world but every french youtube poop had [YTPFR] suffixing the title

Alaska can come too
- WTF, mate?
  
  Fucking kangaroos...
- The EEeeYyYND

I have so many off these from funnyjunk, NewGrounds, eBaumsworld, and a half dozen other websites i have forgotten the name of from 20 years ago. The Llama song, Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, Do you like Waffles?, Schfifty Five, Cows With Guns.
That's all stuff from before i started using YouTube so heavily. It used to be that YouTube was just where i woukd watch Halo videos like RvB, Machinima, or Matchmaking.
- I have so many off these from funnyjunk, NewGrounds, eBaumsworld, and a half dozen other websites i have forgotten the name of from 20 years ago.
  Back when the internet felt like an endless sea of small random websites to discover. I know it was unpolished as hell, but I miss that compared to everything being on the same handful of corporate-samey sites.
  
  AlbinoBlackSheep is another big pre-YT meme site I remember from back then
  
  I learned a long time ago that I'd prefer an unpolished, genuine experience to a polished, packaged one.
  
  I miss when websites were full of original content and not the endless slog of reposted memes making the same joke on the same template about slightly different topics.
  
  That internet still exists. But you used to hear about those sites from friends, and now you don't anymore.
- Don't forget Badgers, Charlie the Unicorn, Shoes, PBJ Time, and, maybe most importantly, the GI Joe re-dubs!
  
  Pork chop sandwiches! Oh shit whatthefuck!
- My IQ? Schfifty five!
- No one ever mentions crab battle
  
  Ah... crab... broke my knife...
- A lot of the stuff posted here is years older than YouTube. All your base or Peanut Butter Jelly Time came out in 2001, 2002.
- Did you see something weird, Sarge?
  Why yes I did Simmons...
- Yeh we like waffles!
- eBaumsworld
  How dare you

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Banana phone.
- doo bee doo bee doop
- I did a school project with that song...good times.

caaaaaaarrrrrl
- that kills people, carl!
  ohh well I did not know that

Well have a nap... THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!!!

I tried to explain "all your base" to a 20 year old coworker the other day... I felt sooo old when I realized it was older than they were.

WTF is YTP?
- YouTube Poop.
  
  I had to google that too. The date range they gave would include a lot of pre-youtube stuff, so I assume they're either misattributing early internet videos to youtube, or they're young and this is their experience with millennials (and they just assume it came from youtube because it's always been around for them).
  
  I thought you were shitposting, but...that's really what it means, apparently. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/YouTube_poop
  Millennial here, terminally online since the most advanced web technology was the
  <blink>
  tag. Never heard of this before. Go figure.

YTP? I am a bad millenial.
All i got is YouTube Playlist?
- YouTube Poop, they were video mashups that were quite often brain meltingly dumb, but funny AF.
  
  A classic.
- I'm pretty sure they really mean SomethingAwful, RatherGood, AlbinoBlackSheep, etc. Most of what is being mentioned is before YouTube.
  Also, Shiggity shiggity shwa.
  
  Ah yeah. I was on those a bit but mostly on message boards during that era. I had dialup so even the flash games took so long to load I'd just give up.
  I remember tying my phone up for a week to download a linux iso
  
  Newgrounds, too

Fine then take a nap
THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!

badger, badger, badger
- Mushroom, mushroom
  
  Snaaaaake a snaaaaaake ooooh it’s a snaaaaake

This is the ultimate showdown
But actually for YTP quotes. "Gay Luigi?"
- YOU DIDNT MAKE SHIT
  
  Sleeper cell agent activated, goddam
- Good quotes, bad quotes, and gay luigis (as far as the eye can see)

If I may be pedantic for a second, The End of the World was originally from albinoblacksheep. YTPs came much later 🤓
Now for a tiny subset of my trigger phrases:
"Don't forget your umbrella!"
"Tomorrow I'll-”
"If that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's too bad!"
- Oh man, albinoblacksheep was so cursed. So many things my young eyes weren't ready to see, including a poorly drawn cartoon clip of a dog walking in on her humans giving/receiving a hand job lmao. Weird times.
  
  The worst thing I remember seeing on there was a crude animation of a very graphic and violent crime (I'd rather not specify) set to Tiny Tim's "Tiptoe Through the Tulips." My friend and I loved it and sang/pantomimed it regularly, but yeah... That animator was either pretty disturbed or otherwise 12 years old.
  For my nightmare fuel, some of the animations from Rathergood (Spoonguard being the one I can't forget) were terrifying.
  Tales of the Blode, though? That was my shit.
- CHYAA CHYAA UNDIS UNDIS
- I have no idea what YTP is, but I spent a lot of time on Albinoblacksheep and reading a bunch of webcomics every day. In the late 90's and early 2000's, I spent most of my time on Neopets or trying to find things I was interested in before Google and Wikipedia existed. It was a lot harder back then.
  
  ..are you me? lol
  Also don't forget StumbleUpon! So many wasted hours!
  
  YTP doesnt make sense as a phrase since most of these vids were before YT even existed

YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!
- Still sending this. My best friend at the time was in the movie. We were chanting this before the website!

THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER
- You could make a religi-- no, don't.

I am feeling fat... and sassy.

I said come on fhqwhgads
- Everybody to the limit! The CHEAT is to the limit!
- Is this one of those virus emails‽
  Like the kid that moms in offshore casions send you‽
- Burninating the countryside! Burninating the peasants!

I am a millennial that was very online during those years and I have no idea what the hell any of y'all are talking about.
- The internet was bigger than I thought
- I recognize some of it, but I'm basically upvoting anything that remotely sounds like a reference.
- Millennial covers a pretty large age range, I was in college by the beginning of that period.

Dance! I'm a kitty-cat.
- and I dance dance dance, and dance dance dance
  
  I say sexy things to myself when I'm daaancing...
- GOD DAMMIT

Do Gen Z and younger know about The Room? If it were lost to time I think that it would tear me apart, Lisa.
- Oh hi Mark
  
  That's bullshit! I did not hit her, I did not!
- Yeah it's still widely known
  
  But does everyone know Neal Breen?
- you’re just a little chicken cheeep cheepcheeeeeeep

How is babby formed
Alternatively: My ship sails in the morning, in the morning, in the morning
- PREGANANAT
  
  Can u get pregante..?
- HOW IS BABBY FORMED

It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake..
- YAY-UH

The champion stood, the rest saw their better...
- Mr Rogers in a Blood Stained Sweater

Caaaaaaaaaaarrrrlllll....
- Shhh.. You hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness.

My SPOON is too big!
- For the love of God and all that is holy... MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!
  
  Sigh
  I am the queeeen of France.
- I live in a giant Bucket

When God gives you lemons, you FIND. A. NEW. GOD.
GODBERRY! King of the juice!
Also...
Who's chair is that? Not my chair, not my problem.
Or...
We're going to Candy Mountain, Charlie!
Damn, there are a lot.

Here's a llama there's a llama and another little llama, fuzzy llama funny llama, llama llama duck
- You got me
  Llama llama cheesecake llama tablet, brick, potato, llama llama llama mushroom llama llama llama duck
  
  I was once a treehouse, I lived in a cake
  But I never saw the way the orange slayed the rake!

Cat. I'm a kittycat.
- And I dance dance dance

"Gandalf the Grey, and..."
- Gandalf the White, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight
  
  And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie
  And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi the Genie
  
  I was sharing this with my kids the other day. I can still remember 90% of the words.

You can't break those cuffs
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Drinking out of cups.
- Like a removed.

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! You violated MY MOTHER
- LOTSA SPAGHETTI!!

HERE COMES DR TRAN
- HICKORY SMOKED HORSE BUTTHOLES
- You won't be so smart mouthed with your little probing shoe investigation while Dr. Tran GUNS YA DOWN in the middle of your fucking beauty pageant CONLAN!
- Now take off your top and get killed by Greg Kinnear.

From a what?
- Answered elsewhere here but the short version is YTP = YouTube Poop, aka video meme comedy shitposts.
  
  Huh. I'm a millennial and definitely spent a lot of time online during those years, and this is my first time hearing of this.
  
  Ah, of course. Not sure how I possibly could have been ignorant of that. You Tube Poop. Naturally.