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realitista @lemmy.world

10mo ago

Oh Wise and Gentle Giant..

Via War and Peas

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Big talk coming from the branch of life that wiped out 99% of the anerobic biosphere.
- You are missing a 9 there, isn't you?
  
  999%?
- Wot?
  
  Earths biosphere was originally anerobic,, the evolution of photosynthesis pretty much wiped out all life that existed at the time (though it was all bacteria at that point).
- anerobic
  anaerobic /ăn″ə-rō′bĭk, -âr-ō′-/
  adjective Living or occurring in the absence of free oxygen. "anaerobic bacteria." Of or relating to anaerobes. Not requiring air or oxygen for life; -- applied especially to those microbes to which free oxygen is unnecessary; anaërobiotic; -- opposed to aërobic

"that's a nice story, tree. say, let me tell you a story. One day, a twat had a chainsaw..."
- Hh vbvxfg

One time I used the word "twat" around my girlfriend and she said "you're pronouncing that wrong - it's pronounced twah." WTF? Turns out she thought when people used the word twat they were actually trying to use the French word toit. Why she thought people were trying to call other people roofs, I have no idea.
- She's a keeper
- Blow her mind again by teaching her that despite the word existing and having the same meaning in both the US and the UK, in the former it rhymes with cot, but in the latter, cat.
  
  Never heard anyone from the US say twot and and not tw@
  Maybe because of the GTAIV Internet cafe lol
- Your, your comment was oddly, informative, and entertaining.

I enjoy how "species who destroyed the planet and all living things" has become so normalized that it's just mentioned in passing before the actual punch line...

Sounds exactly like Yahtzee

This is boring and trite.

That's not funny

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