Hairy butthole worm liberal woke Agenda rule
Hairy butthole worm liberal woke Agenda rule


cmbabul @lemmy.world I’m sure this is satire from context, but it wouldn’t shock me if he did this segement
119 0 ReplyRattlerSix @lemmy.world He's had it rough since he had to stop jacking off to M&Ms
106 0 Replycmbabul @lemmy.world He can still do that! Just ask one of the image AIs for sexy anthropomorphic candies
38 0 ReplyStamets @lemmy.world
Dude just needs a chastity kink like the rest of us
23 0 Replyel_bhm @lemm.ee He can jack off to russian potatoes.
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Ranger @lemmy.blahaj.zone OP
You're just part of the hairy butthole worm agenda!
24 0 Replycmbabul @lemmy.world No I’m a part of the waxed and clean butthole agenda
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psycho_driver @lemmy.world Honestly no idea if this is satire or something he really said.
74 0 ReplyNualkris @lemm.ee Came here to say this!
15 0 ReplyFakeGreekGirl @lemmy.blahaj.zone
Who can tell with him?
8 0 ReplySconrad122 @lemmy.world Easy. It's fake because conservatives would never express the idea of a moist vagina as a positive. Female pleasure is an anathema to them because it means there isn't an unbalanced power dynamic favoring them
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mumblerfish @lemmy.world Hold on, Benny Boy told me it's not suppose to be "moist", his doctor wife told him that. Not sure what to believe anymore.
53 0 ReplyRanger @lemmy.blahaj.zone OP
If you can't trust a talking head who's first journalistic work was to deny civilian deaths in the second Iraq war from the safety of the United States who can you trust?
22 0 ReplyYerbouti @lemmy.ml Is that something Benny did? Gotta see that. This guy is full of not-so-surprising surprise.
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Programmer Belch @lemmy.dbzer0.com
In Reagan's America worms looked like circumcised penises Exhibit A:
45 0 ReplyTheBlue22 @lemmy.blahaj.zone That ain't a regular worm tho, that's Leto Atreides II, The God Emperor, The Tyrant
34 0 ReplyProgrammer Belch @lemmy.dbzer0.com
Still a phallic looking worm
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Midnitte @beehaw.org Circumcised? More like decapitated 😵💫
9 0 Replynonfuinoncuro @lemm.ee this was the best book
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Pumpkin Escobar @lemmy.world First he came for my female M&Ms and I said nothing…
34 0 Reply🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆 @yiffit.net
He would think the 1984 version looks like a vagina. Because he clearly has never seen a vagina.
29 0 ReplyUriel238 [all pronouns] @lemmy.blahaj.zone
The Pre-David-Lynch worm (as per paintings on mass market paperback books) was of the hairy butthole configuration as were those in the 2000 Syfy series.
27 0 ReplyTotallynotJessica @lemmy.world
Why do I get the feeling David-Lynch thought long and hard about the sexual symbolism of that worm?
8 0 ReplyCitizenKong @lemmy.world It's more like the designs were by H.R. Giger, whose design principle was "yeah but what if it was a vagina and/or penis?"
EDIT: Not quite right. Giger did designs for Jodorowsky's failed Dune project which Lynch took over. I would still say there some elements in the movie that look quite Giger-y. But his sandworm looked like this: https://www.reddit.com/r/dune/comments/qqavbd/here_is_hr_gigers_design_for_the_sandworms_which/
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Grayox @lemmy.ml
Tucker is looking rough these days.
19 0 ReplyMidnitte @beehaw.org Putin's teat will do that to a man
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Dubiousx99 @lemmy.world Did they photoshop the orange tan on him or has he been taking beauty advice from Trump?
18 0 Reply_NoName_ @lemmy.ml If they did, they seriously fucked up by not making his eyes look melange-infused.
5 0 Replypsycho_driver @lemmy.world Anyone who visits Putin has to puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose.
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nifty @lemmy.world
In case someone is wondering what the Tucker M&M comments are about (I didn’t): https://www.npr.org/2023/01/24/1150984597/m-ms-backlash-spokescandies-candy-tucker-carlson-fox-news-culture-war
15 0 ReplyStraySojourner @lemmy.world Oh yea, I forgot about his weird hardon for animated candy women.
9 0 Replynifty @lemmy.world
I am just looking up news related to this, lol
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Ranger @lemmy.blahaj.zone OP
Look what they took from us!
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katy ✨ @lemmy.blahaj.zone
the remake of beetlejuice is gonna be weird
14 0 ReplyGreatusername11 @lemy.lol You know how everyone is bald and pale on giedi prime and what baron Vladimir Harkonnen looks like.
6 0 Reply🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆 @yiffit.net
Dude so fat and full of cancer he has to use an antigravity suit to float his fat ass around to his growth popping appointments.
4 0 ReplyUriel238 [all pronouns] @lemmy.blahaj.zone
I prefer Ian McNeice' rhyming baron, myself.
Now...let the Emperor mock us, call us swine. Because in the end, his throne will be mine.
3 0 ReplyZorsith @lemmy.blahaj.zone
Haven't seen the second movie yet but the first one really conveyed the grotesque nature of Baron Harkonnen perfectly, the subtle spine popping noises as the suit activates are just chefs kiss
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nonfuinoncuro @lemm.ee why are conservatives so convinced that there is a direct correlation between viewing vaguely gay things and actually having innate homosexual attraction?
if this were true why weren't all the genx and boomer gays scared straight by the propaganda of their times? also why weren't the closet airport bathroom stall foot tapping gays turned straight by their hot Barbara Sreisand Karen wives
6 0 ReplyTimeNaan @lemmy.world They aren't. It's another excuse to oppress minorities. They don't care if it makes sense ot not.
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frezik @midwest.social That's downright post-modern.
5 0 ReplyKeenFlame @feddit.nu Back in my day we had sting in underpants and WE FUCKING LOVED IT there was no "gay" or... Well it was an extremely gay time but.. But we didn't pretend to like it! We did, though but you know what I mean!
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