You're Getting Old - [Interesting stats about your age]

Excuse me while I take advantage of all the amazing benefits that AARP has to offer.

<cries in old>

Oh shit, I’m 10,300 days old today. What a nice round number!

Thanks I hate it

I didn't find this as depressing as the others! I liked remembering how much I've gotten to see the world change so far :)

I never realized how relatively new the Euro is.

I already felt old, and now I feel even older. Thanks!