Games rule

Rolling up the contents of a town into a big, sticky ball.

I've been playing Paradox games, so I'm probably going straight to the Hague and deserving it

Bringing democracy to the wider galaxy.

Beating wild animals into submission, capturing them and putting them to work in a shack I built in the woods.

Placing a billion conveyor belts, strip mining a planet with no regard to the pollution I caused, and full scale genocide against the native bugs who already lived there.

Sorry, biters, I gotta launch my rocket.

Trafficking humans, putting them in tiny 1x1m cages where they cannot sit, force them to do cheap labour, separate their children at birth, and kill them if they are too expensive...

Fuck I love Minecraft!

Fishing

I didn't realise our poaching laws were that severe

Poluting the environment with my selfbuild automated factorys and thus enrage the local bug population (wich i sadly now have to nuke)

Spreading democracy for the glory of Super Earth!

I picked a bad time to close a porn game.

Building a miles-long cobblestone road through mountains and over frozen rivers to a farming village from my house on a snowy plain then entering peoples homes while they sleep and cleaning them out of any food and valuables. Also crop theft.

And maybe pushing that wild pig into my fenced in pasture from the mountainside because I didn't have any carrots to lure him in willingly.

Strip mining a planet, refining raw materials, building factories, and researching new technology. All to build a rocket to get off said planet.

Building a house in the woods without planning permission.

Turning the universe into paperclips

Osha violations (Portal 2)

Assault, battery, torture, stalking, breaking & entering, trespassing, destruction of property, illegal search & seizure, tampering with evidence, aiding & abetting, reckless driving, speeding, operation of an unlicensed vehicle, unlawful interception, child endangerment, unlawful imprisonment, conspiracy, and, of course, vigilantism

But absolutely zero murder

Warframe Makes the Geneva convention a grocery list.

Killing thousands of mortally challenged, including a few with a chainsaw.

I’m probably not who you were hoping to reach with this meme lol

Food was very sparce so I had to butcher the last prisoner we had. And we didnt even get much meat, he was missing both legs and an arm from the raid he came with.

Spreading democracy

KILLING BUGS AND ROBOTS FOR DEMOCRACY!!! HAIL SUPER EARTH!!!

Rocking and stoning

Probably for driving truck into car while being drunk. (the former in game, letter in RL).

Sweats in Stellaris

Impersonating a defense attorney.

I was merging different colored jellies. It's actually pretty relaxing lol

Ecological warfare on a planet-wide scale

Not paying for the resources that I collected to survive while crash landed on an alien planet.

Building a house...seems fitting.

Spreading Managed Democracy.

Mining rocks and killing bugs. Hey we all gotta make a living

Calling in a 500kg bomb to kill a few bugs.

FOR SUPER EARTH!

The last game I played was Insurgency, and I was playing as the "Security" side, so I'm golden. I could commit genocide and they wouldn't fucking touch my ass.

Eradicating an entire species of bugs

Dispensing Freedom.

Building without a permit

Id get a medal for defending democracy.

Having six throwing stars and a shitload of buffs... as a potato

Arson, murder, murder, murder, vigilantism, murder, arson, environmental damage, arson, murder, possible war crimes (Fallout 76 doesn't really have laws I suppose), murder...

Attempting to win at poker with a collection of rocks, glass and, cards I have doodled on.

i built a fortress for dwarves to brew and prosper inside

Having eleven kings in one poker hand.

I will be protecting and distributing managed democracy across the galaxy.

Abandoning my post in defense of Super Earth. I am sorry, Democracy.

Public inebriation, disturbing the peace

(Rock and Stone ⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️)

Democracy (it was helldivers)

I may have harvested my beets a little late.

Loving Managed Democracy too hard

Tax Fraud.

Possession of psychite with intention to distribute

and like, at least 3 or 4 warcrimes, but whose counting