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puppy @lemmy.world Wait that's not Jennifer Lawrence, that's Iron Chancellor Otto Von Bismarck who united the German states under Prussian rule.
60 1 ReplyMxM111 @kbin.social
Yes, but did you actually say that? Like aloud?
6 0 ReplyViking_Hippie @lemmy.world I did now.
8 0 Replysteal_your_face @lemmy.ml
I heard if you say it 3 times with the lights off while staring into a mirror he'll appear behind you.
4 0 ReplyViking_Hippie @lemmy.world I'd try that, but what do you feed a 19th century Prussian chancellor? I just don't think I have the resources to properly care for such a creature 🤷
6 0 ReplyFlughoernchen @feddit.de What you need is a few good taters. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.
3 0 ReplyViking_Hippie @lemmy.world Give it to us raw and wriggling. You keep nasty chips!*
*The statements of Gollum do not reflect the opinions of Viking_Hippie who, if anything, likes chips far too much.
3 0 Replyjobby @lemmy.today I still find it curious how a South American tuber ends up in a pseudo-medieval alternate European magical land.
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SandLight @lemmy.world I dare you to try it!
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