Greenbow Alamamy shit...

Oh shit I used to throw children at children

I used to throw children in the water and watch them drown .
- You monster!
The real question: were you throwing rocks at children or children at rocks?
- yes
- Psalms 137:9 My favorite bible verse VERY relavant
Or shredd children into dust then make buildings and street with them.

I think we can all agree that that is a children

I agree. This is definitely a children.
- I'm going out into nature to pick up a children right now

Can someone spare some content for a fellow living under big children ? I'll give you two children for it.

Probably referencing this court ruling.
- What tge fuck US laws sucks so much its unable to calculate how much.
- So basically they wanna kill all research and fertility clinics.
  
  This is going backwards.
  
  Guys we should consider the US a lost cause. It doesn't matter anymore if Trump gets voted. This country is fucked and the rest of the world will probably follow.
  
  Riot now before it is too late.
- Yeah, but how is the rock a child?

I'm OOTL. I live someplace where women's rights aren't returning to the middle ages. You Americans sure know how to get things jingled up. First a copper mistakes an acorn for an assault on his thin blue life, now some poor bloke has to pay child support for a stone he's not the biological father off? (That's what I make of this anyway)

Alabama is especially good at being bad at human rights
- Still OOTL, Alabama said rock is henceforth child by law?

My shower drain looking like a concentration camp

I'm going to cum in my toilet, a cumsock, a tissue or generally anywhere besides a vagina every day for the rest of my life. Fuck these fascists.

Did...... Did you have different plans before the court ruling?
- Before the court ruling, I was already doing all that just for fun. Now I'm doing it for political reasons and also for fun.

Breaking up with your girlfriend is now a capital crime in Alabammy because it kills your potential future children

Somebody with more time than I needs to remake this meme with a picture of a tank of compressed hydrogen.

they will never take my sperm... freedommmmm

Umm, akshully, that rock is unfertilized.

I can tell you it has been fertilised
- I had a rock once that thought it was fertilized, but it wasn't truly. That was a very gloomy prom.

You have no idea how hard I had to stop myself from posting a photo of conjoined twins as a response.

The name's Semen, Semen Fellatio. But what has a lump of chalk got to do with anything?