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arymandias @feddit.de

1y ago

Too spicy for 196 apparently

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My brain said no, my dick says yes
- So its maybe?
  
  Depends on the where the blood is. If the dick has enough extra blood to reach at least half chub its gonna be a yes from me.

Flashbacks of my high school girlfriend’s braces.

Blow up job ?
- Definitely a C 4 effort.
- Bite Job
  
  Beetroot job?

- I don't get it
  
  Both are characters from Mortal Kombat. The lady (named Mileena) normally wears a face mask, to hide a gigantic gaping maw.
  
  She's got big weird teefers
  
  Look up mileena from mortal kombat

Did your original post get removed?
- Yep, very demotivating when you put all the effort into screanshotting and reposting someone else’s meme and then it gets removed.
  
  Next time poorly photoshop a blahaj in the background and you’ll get top post of all time.
  
  Modlog said it was removed for not having nsfw tag. I guess you could try again?
  
  196 are actually super toxic in my experience

"Mmmmm...that's a good girl." --- Dracula

She's pretty hot, so I'm thinking....maybe??
- I'm sure she learned from the first time.

blood job

When she starts chewing and your life flashes before your eyes.

No horse or horse-sized penises where injured during the making of this pic.
- Human penises, on the other hand...

Maybe he just had his period.

196 is very delicate

Reminds me of the newgrounds animation of goth maid BJ.
- The what? Link please

OH GOD, IM HAVING A FLASHBACK

Blow job with 50BMG
- She can swallow the entire sanguine shard

Maye she got it all right and he just has prostate cancer
- You're a glass-half-full kinda guy aren't you? Jealous!
  
  Full of what?

Pissposting

Is the joke that she injured his dick with her teeth?

Kryptonian girl ended up crushing the human cock or something. I unno, I am no marvel scientist

When it’s coming all over you

196 is a bunch of easily triggered soyjaks who's trying to be edgy
Edit: ah yes, the soyjak attack has begun
- It's too late, I have depicted myself as the chad and you as the soyjak, I've already won
- I'm sorry you are so easily triggered
- All 5 of them attacked you!
- What is a soyjak?
  
  It's a soy wojak. But since people don't know how to properly read "wojak" they think the "j" is read like in "jam", but it's actually a "y" sounds like in "yes", cause wojak is a Polish word. So it should actually be "soyak" or "sojak". /tangent

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