My go to when I want to impress a date

My wife says this isn't funny but she's wrong

I'm more upset that the bananas aren't peeled. What kind of monster eats a banana whole, INCLUDING THE STEM?

As long as there's no cream in it, we're good.

My favourite pasta dish a footling hot dog weiner:

Long weenie.

Good news: she will be extremely impressed Bad news: not the way you want

Is this a meme or a shitpost?

This is so stupid... but I don't hate it.

#foodcrime

I hope she's proud of herself