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1y ago

I don't understand the question.

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See, "with" could mean two different things. Am I fucking the condor? Or is the condor just present while I fuck someone else, and maybe helping?
But the "without" option strongly suggests the latter. Having sex without a condor means it isn't there in the room to assist. There's no way to interpret that as an alternative to having sex with a condor.
- I think it's like a chaperone or sex coach
- I couldn't even comprehend the idea of sex without a condor
- Another interpretation is to have sex (with your partner) nearby a condor having sex (with their partner). If that's what they are asking about, I would advise against it, because birds are pretty quick at sex and you don't want to be distracted with having your own sex when two condors get hungry after having theirs. They'd probably even eat you all romantic-like and share both you and your partner Lady and the Tramp style.
  Though for the "having sex without a condor", it could just mean having sex with anything other than a condor. Which I would also advise.
  I've played King's Quest V, so I'm something of an expert on condors. My general advice is "Prefer to do everything without a condor." Even if your best friend is an owl, they don't gaf.
  
  King’s Quest V
  Wouldn't it be amazing if Sierra On-Line still existed as its own company? Roberta Williams hasn't made a game since 1999 when King's Quest: Mask of Eternity flopped and she quit.

I’m not a fan of ‘big birds’ anyway so…
- That kind is fine, but not in a sexual way thanks.

- Plop!

I think he means Gondor. He wants them to light the beacons to call Rohirrim for aid.
- Mordor, on the other hand, is pretty much Fuck City.

What's not to understand: is having sex with or without a condor your preferred option?
- That's the part I don't understand. How do you have sex without a condor?
  
  I know it is hard for the bourgeoisie like yourself to understand but not all of us can afford to have a sex condor

- Your wingman

what about an eagle?

Caaaaaaaaaaaaaw
- Caaaawwwwndom

I'd prefer a human but you know what they say, any port in a storm.

I heard The Ginger and Boots fucked an ostrich
- allegedly

- Thank you .... I was waiting to see Condor man otherwise I would have felt obligated to post one

I ducking hate autocorrect

Condoms! Condoms are on the verge of extinction. If I was to create a flock of condoms on this island, you wouldn't have anything to say!
- Flight of the Condoms is my second favorite comedy music duo after Tenacious D

I prefer dirty birds. PIGEONS
- Condors eat carrion. That's pretty dirty.

That doesn't fly with me.

The condors… the condors are coming!

I’m a gryphophiliac. I can only get aroused with a condor present

I always do it protected, condor or no condor

As in a partner in sex like not having sex with it but with it as a companion while having sex. I mean it would be weird but if the other person is into it... I guess I could do it.

Caw Caw!

Sounds like a question for Condorman

They ment stork, they're just worried about ending up with a baby. Its an easy mistake to make early on. I never have sex with a stork around, no kids for me tyvm.

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