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vind @lemmy.world

11mo ago

Free moneyrule glitch

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I've never seen a fourchan post I wanted to be real more than this. Oh god this is beautiful.
- I've never seen it actually spelled out fourchan.
  Just write forchan
  
  Forechan
  
  Isn't that the thing Americans chop off of their babies' penises for no reason?
  
  Blame Google I use speech to text most of the time lol
  
  The 'chan
  
  Fourchannel
- This is just a scammer asshole in that case? It's the world's lowest scum, not fun for anyone except the thief that does this kind of shit. I mean, it is fine on megacorps of course as they are psychopath entities, but it would never work on those.
  
  Any company that falls for this deserves it

- Think the difference there is that the invoices of the guy from the article were actually fake invoices for real things
  
  OP's real fake invoices vs the article's fake real invoices.
  
  Still not advisable..... You receive an invoice after services are rendered, not beforehand. Presenting an invoice for services not previously agreed upon would still be fraud, and unless the company personally wrote you a check, it's either mail fraud or wire fraud.
  So you have similar/more legal risks as a bank robber, but you're doing it for petty cash?

We got a "bill" from a company like this that wanted ~300 bucks to "list your companies name on our website". That was it. You paid them, and you got added to the list of accountants that didn't read the fine print. Pretty clever, if obnoxious.
- This is common with domain registrations too. They will mail an unsuspecting company a request to pay for “continued domain protection” for a domain close to expiration, which means literally paying them to send another letter when the domain is up for renewal again. The don’t do anything with the domain, you just pay them to mail you letters when it’s close to expiring
  
  This is genius, I should automate it
  
  I got those letters when I registered a domain. It was so annoying.

In Australia this is called speculative invoicing, and its illegal. A company I was working for was doing SI for support contracts, regardless if the client was active with us or not and regardless of they even owned or used the tech that we supported.
My boss was just sending this shit out without telling the service department and without providing us a copy of the support contract and then we got angry calls from former clients and we didn't know why or what the support contract covered. Eventually I figured out what was going on, and when a call came in, I'd repeat the speil - the invoice is optional, it only covers X, if you dont have X then you dont need support for it, here's the phone number of the boss.
Sure enough, when the boss started getting angry phone calls while he was off fishing and treating his business like a passive income, he was angry at me.
He didnt fire me though, I eventually left and took a big chunk of his neglected legit clients.
- off fishing and treating his business like a passive income
  What a fucking waste. You scam your way into all this free time and you go and sit aimlessly by the water until a brief moment where you can torture a fish. What a man.

Anon hallucinates a nice daydream

This is a thing in Brazil, as soon as you open up a business you receive random bills from people like OP, people that are starting out and have no experience do pay.
- It's also a crime here, though people rarely report it.

It's a great plan with one fatal flaw: I'd rather just pay the bill than have to deal with getting hauled in to small claims court
- And what is the flaw

Maybe the shitty accountants are just disgruntled employees who do it on purpose

And then the judge clapped and the Loch Ness Monster paid about tree fiddy

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