Who would win?

Trick question. Police officers aren't trained.
- The dogs probably have better training.
  
  I refuse to belive the dogs are willing and knowing participants in this opression of the working class. they are clearly brainwashed
- I get what you're saying, but they are trained. Trained to be bullies, to never report another officer no matter the horrible things they do, and that there's no consequences for their illegal actions.
  Good cops get harassed, bullied, and even assaulted until they quit, bad cops are emboldened and become worse...
- Takes three years to become one in Finland
  
  Yeah, but that doesn't have anything to do with this thread... Your reply is the same as if someone posted a joke about obesity in the US and you commented about the obesity percentage in Finland. See how that makes absolutely no sense and is really weird? It's even more weird that you've somehow not understood how weird it is.
- They are trained wrong, as a joke
- Yes. The fuck. They are
  It's the training specifically that's a huge part of the problem.

Was this about the cop who went full schizo, did two barrel rolls and magdumped the back of his police car?
- With a person hancuffed in the back seat of the vheicle he shot at.
  
  WHOM HE DID NOT EVEN HIT
- No. This is about the new movie by M. Night Shamalan - "Deez Nuts" it's about killer nuts trying to takeover a small Midwestern town. Apparently his kid developed nut allergies and it was his inspiration to produce this film.
  The thing about that cop and the acorn is crazy tho yo.
  
  It took me way too long to figure out what you meant. I'm like... butt allergies, what!? :-P
- Yup.
- And the second cop pops in no idea why there's shooting or from where, so she also starts emptying her mag into whatever she sees
  
  To be fair to her, his actions were so bizarre she said she assumed he must have been hit because he was rolling around in the middle of the street while shouting "I've been hit."
  
  That would only get more American if they started shooting "USA" while shooting.
- And his partner shooting at the front of the car.

accorns are brown... I'm sure it had a gun
- Roses are red, Acorns are brown
  I have no idea how to finish this rhyme and its making me look like a clown.
  
  Roses are red, acorns are brown, HANDS ON YOUR HEAD!! GET ON THE GROUND!! NOW!!
- oof ouch owie
- Fine. Take my arrow. My last one for the day by the way. But you earned it. Bravo.

“Trained” lmao
- Came here to say this. ☺

"I've been hit" lol.
- I've been hit by, I've been struck by, a smooth ... acorn

- The ones that freak out over an acorn are cheaper and easier to brainwash.
- I think it might be hiring. I've got a relative who was too paranoid and antsy for the post office, but he's fit right in as a sheriff's deputy. I'm glad he found a place to belong.
  
  Does the sheriff's office drop off recruiting pamphlets in the post office?
  Like "Going postal? Apply to become a police officer today!"
- I do believe that's the joke...
  
  I have bad news, my friend
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuzQrbio2Qw
  Here's an extremely depressing answer. The mentality is broken
  
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Trained, in this context is such a strong word.
- It doesn't said "well trained" tho.
  
  They are trained as well as they are intended to be trained.

Never forget that a second officer opened fire due to the first dumbass shooting at an acorn.
- And despite targeting a handcuffed person confined in the back seat of a car, they missed every shot.

Is this a fucking joke to you?
Acorns are the only thing standing between us and the criminal element.
- It's not the acorns that are the problem, dude. It's the fucking squirrels. They've been stashing them away... waiting for the right time.
  You think the acorn that hit the cop just fell from a tree? Don't be naive! There a was a squirrel behind the grassy knoll that launched it at the cop.
  
  Squirrels are the criminal element. I know because I have both squirrels and oak trees in my back yard. Thankfully, the acorns have a K-9 unit that keeps the squirrels in check.
- the ~~thin~~ thick nut line

man hears a noise.
he's hit (only in his imagination).
rolls like movie characters.
shoots to his own car.
handcuffed victim ends unhurt.
Yes. Trained.
- LOL I saw the video again. Both cops shoot to nothing lol. They are not even aiming.
  Fortunately for the victim, they suck at trying to shoot a still target. Why gringos allow that kind of people to be police is beyond me.
  The only thing that can justify the woman police, is that she only sees her mate rolling like madman and shooting to the car. It's fair to assume that there's a threat, if her mate is mentally stable and trained. Which apparently is no a true premise.
- Trained to murder innocent people, apparently. He’s lucky he didn’t. Not like he’d face consequences if he did anyways.
- sounds like they're trained to lie that they've been shot as an excuse to fire indiscriminately, actually...
- Yes. Trained.
  The type of pathetic response by this cop is a direct result of their "everything is a threat and you need to shoot first in all circumstances".
  Literally how they are trained.

Some context regarding this meme. The police officer is a war veteran, who probably has massive PTSD and reacted accordingly.
Now why the hell would the police service hire a guy who is clearly unfit for service is a major American moment.
- Do you have any evidence of the "war veteran" part of this, or literally anything to indicate that he has PTSD besides your own assertion that he "probably" has it? The only thing I can find is that he was in Afghanistan but never saw any combat. Are there things in Afghanistan that could cause PTSD? Sure. Is there any evidence that he has PTSD? Not that I've seen.
  You know who probably does have massive PTSD? The cuffed guy in the back that was almost executed by two cops because one of them was so effing stupid that he thought he'd been shot by an acorn. He did not "react accordingly." He reacted like a trigger-happy moron. The only useful part of this is that he's resigned.
  
  The talibans Asymetrical warfare and the resulting Paranoya itself can give PTSD
  If you spend years always expecting an ambush, always being told to expect an ambush, you will see an ambush everywhere. Even if you never were actually ambushed.
  Not that i'm defending him, but asymetrical warfare can and will fuck you up.
- And my question is, why should I give respect to someone who is violating rights of individuals domesticly as a police officer, and has likley committed war crimes and rights violations abrod, or atleast aided and abeded said war crimes. I only see this as more meme worthy. I understand PTSD is no joke, but at some point, the position of power and betrayal of your class removes the sympathy I would otherwise have for you
  
  Sorry if my message didn't convey this.
  I didn't ask for sympathy for anyone on this. It's more towards the process is absolutely fucking broken. It was obvious that something like that can happen to any person with more than 2 brain cells. And yet, the decisions we were made to put a person in a situation where he was bound to fail.
- PTSD is not their fault, but it is their responsibility to deal with and they should not be employed in a position where that condition could engager the general public. Like it did. If I'm allergic to peanuts, I shouldn't be hired in a place that processes them. And even in that example, I'm only putting myself at risk.
- Speculation, but having seen similarly hypervigilent and jumpy people get hired locally, they were hired for office duty, promote to field work and that's where they fucked up. But it's just three dudes I've seen that happen to, I wouldn't draw industry wide conclusions from that.

It's hilarious that even amateurs with practically no experience are more responsible with firearms than US cops.
- Because they face consequences for their actions.

Acorns take between 5 and 24 months to mature.
Police training is around 21 weeks (5.25 months)
Coincidence? 🤔

A corn.
- Racist.
  
  [kernel panic]
  I don't get it - b/c it's yellow?

Someone loop me in with the acorn, seen it in a few memes now :/
- https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/video-shows-florida-deputy-repeatedly-shoot-man-thinking-falling-acorn-rcna138829
  
  Amagad. I regret asking
  
  ….wooooowwww….
- A cop had someone handcuffed in the backseat, an acorn landed on the car, the cop panicked thought he'd been shot and emptied his gun at his car, somehow not killing the person handcuffed in back.
  
  His partner also dumped a clip into the vehicle. The officer that got spooked by the acorn literally did not realize he had not been shot until he go to the hospital...
  
  It's better, not only did his partner also open fire neither of them even hit the guy, who was huddling in place, trying not to get executed by clowns.

The fuck is a "trained" police officer?
- police training == everything is a threat, even tree nut
- European?
  
  Because European cops never do anything wrong

- No just his own car.

Acorn uses decoy black guy already detained in police car.
It's super effective!

[snort] "trained"

Video of the cop making his move before shooting
- People really out there raw dogging hyperlinks in 2024 smh

Carl Johnson (CJ) would win
- Ah shit here we go again
- Poor Officer Pendelbury.
  
  A fine gentleman I may add!

Maybe a TRAINED police officer would. Not whatever they have in the US.
- We trained them poorly, on purpose, as a prank on all brown people. And socialists. And queers. And the unhoused. And drug enjoyers. And everyone that doesn't do what the state says at all times.
- Your cops are all bastards as well. Every single one of them. Sure our cops are more obnoxious but yours are just as evil.
- They are trained.
  By israel

"I'm hit!"
- He probably hit the sidewalk too hard
  A chance he did not hurt anyone but himself

I don't know, but that acorn has a really nice hat.

A trained police officer
A pig with a gun
FTFY
- They're the same picture
- Hey, lets be fair to the pigs... they would cause less deaths, and be far less scared of the acorn...
  As I am typing this I think we should replace all Cops in the US with Pigs that have badges and Guns