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  • 7 hours at the DMV only to get rejected even after checking documents when I arrived because I needed another one.

    Never went back to that hellhole office and found another one that took 15 minutes.

  • Waited 3 hours for a Harry Potter ride at Universal Studios.

    Family used to go to Disney World in Orlando every winter when I was a kid, and we ended up visiting Universal too one of the years. At the time, the Harry Potter section was still new so everyone wanted to check it out. We got in line for the main ride which runs through a giant Hogwarts castle. Every time we thought we had finally made it, the line snaked into a new room and we would all groan. We probably shuffled through rooms for like 2 hours until the line went outside and you could finally see the sheer volume of people ahead of us. Eventually we did make it and I was very excited to finally see what the ride was-!

    Turns out the entire thing was just 15 minutes of rocking around on a seat while watching a projected video of some dudes on broomsticks.

    I remember the first thing we all joked about afterwards was how much of a let-down the final ride was after all that build-up. Funny enough, today I still only really remember the wait in line and almost nothing about the ride.

    This also ended up being the last of our Orlando trips. My mom found out she had cancer around that time and would pass a few years later. Now writing this out, I wonder how she felt back then, spending one of her last remaining moments in this world waiting in line for a silly theme park ride.

    For me at least, the entire thing is still a fond memory with family.

    • The most I remember too about Disneyland Paris are the queues. And from what I have read our experience is very common.

  • 4ish hours to get into the Catacombs in Paris. Not long by some of the other times mentioned here, but I got sunburnt pretty bad despite being in the shade a lot. Totally worth it though, it was really cool and my dad really wanted to see it

  • Traffic. I25 north from Denver. 3 hours from when I realized my fuck-up to the next possible exit thanks to a flatbed truck across all 3 lanes trying to remove a white suv that was somehow high centered perpendicular on the concrete median with no visible damage.

  • One of the rides at Disney World. I honestly don't even remember what ride it was. It clearly wasn't worth the wait lol

  • I had to wait in line for 3-4 hours for airport security, for a 40 minute flight.
    It might not have been the longest line, but it sure felt like it. It was the first time we used that airport, and every time the line passed a corner I was sure that we would be reaching the end. But no, just more of the line. Winding and winding through the corridors, up and down the escalators. At one point I was almost convinced we were all going in circles :)

  • 4.5 hours to reschedule a cancelled connecting flight, which was then also cancelled and required another 3 hours in line the next morning, after a couple hours sleep on the floor. This was at Seattle airport during the bad holiday delays like 2 years back

  • In the grand scheme of long lines, this one isn't super long, but it's what I got.

    2017, my wife and I took a road trip to Tennessee for the solar eclipse because Nashville was just about the only major city in the path of totality. We were down there for about a week, we didn't have any particularly solid plans and we're flying by the seat of our pants, we snagged the last couple of campsites in that part of the state, and pretty much started out every day with googling around for stuff to do in Tennessee.

    One day, we decided to take a trip down to the Jack Daniels distillery. We're both whiskey-drinkers, Jack isn't our usual thing, but we don't dislike it either, and figured we might as well check it out while we were in the state. Their distillery isn't exactly close to Nashville, but we didn't have anything else going on so we were up for the drive.

    Now a lot of people traveled to Tennessee that week who otherwise wouldn't have ever had a reason to go, I've since met a good handful of people who were in or around Nashville at the same time as us for eclipse, so I'm sure this was probably a particularly busy time for JD.

    We got there, stood in line for probably about 45 minutes, slowly snaking our way though the little mini museum in their visitor center. We didn't mind the wait, we took the time to compare the different tours they offered and by the time we got to the front of the line we had made our decision.

    Unfortunately we were informed at that time that all of the tours we were interested in taking were sold out, and the only one they had available was one where you don't get to try any of the whiskey (for those not familiar, they're actually located in a dry county, so not even like you could just go to a bar down the street and do your own whiskey tasting afterwards)

    At no point during the 45 minutes we waited in line did they make any kind of announcement, or put up a sign or anything to let us know those tours were sold out. If they had we probably would have just rolled with it and done the tour that was available, but after standing around for 45 minutes it felt like a bit of a bait and switch to us and we decided to just leave at that point.

    I also kind of boycotted JD for a few years after that, which was mostly symbolic because I never really bought Jack anyway. I have lifted my boycott fairly recently though, I decided when they had an add campaign that featured drag queens that I could reward that bit of wokeness, although I still haven't actually bought any jack.

  • Service Canada. It wasn’t a physically super long line, but the shit people were there for took hours.

  • Earlier last year I waited an hour and a half for a restaurant that was supposed to be the best Mexican food in that area, plus one of the very few that served molcajete. Turns out by 'best' they meant subpar, tough, and bland. And they didn't even actually have molcajete. I was pissed over the time wasted I spent standing outside in the sun.

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