10mo ago

I need a Fediverse slogan

I'm working on a presentation about the Fediverse, and would like to end the presentation with a slogan. Any ideas?

Edit: I probably should've specified more stuff. This is an informative presentation, not persuasive, and I don't plan to get into the enshittification. Ideally I don't want to include any corporations.

Edit 2: My title is "The Future is Everywhere"

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How about "There is no fediverse slogan, that's the point."
- Wait, this one's a good concept.

"Together, apart"
- E plurbis unum
- 👌🤣

It's like a donut - there's no center
- Glorious, like the hole in the wall.
  
  You could put your dick in it.

Unshittification

Seize the means of connection.

@NorthWestWind came in here to give you my favourite fediverse slogan and realized it might be too glib given your title but anyway:
THE FUTURE IS FEDERATED
- You made me realized my title is already the best slogan.

"The new religion, the electric church — the only way to go"
Lemmy, from Motorhead

“The Internet is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new Internet will be born. Evolved, but untamed! Current social media will be purged, and the Fediverse will thrive - free to federate as they see fit, they will make The Internet GREAT AGAIN!”
Kinda a long slogan but I think it fits.

It depends on your audience's tech literacy. Emphasize connecting people if they're illiterate, emphasize fixing what web 2.0 broke with monetization if they're literate.
- They are my engineering classmates, but I doubt they know enough about web 2.0

Twitter? I hardly know 'er!
Also, it's pretty cool that you're making a presentation on this. Is it for class?
- It is. Gonna present that to my fellow engineering classmates.

Fed up with monopolies

"It's like n, only better."

All to one, one to all.

'Not to be associated with Kevin Federline'

“It’s what social media would be if it were invented by the same folks who invented email.”
- This is already part of my intro

ChatGPT responses: (probably stolen from some other presentation):
"Connecting Diverse Minds, One Federation at a Time: The Fediverse – Where Decentralization Sparks Unity."
"Decentralize, Unify: Fediverse – Where Connections Flourish Beyond Boundaries."
- These sound more like titles of academic papers than slogans
  
  @NorthWestWind I've been saying for a while now that Chat GPT writes exactly like an undergraduate student.
  Something just clicked for me. It probably uses Turnitin.com data as a training material.

How about... "Fuck it, we ball!" ?
- Preferably, no swearing.

„Connect with people, on your terms”

"Monkey Tennis"

Diversity of views and unity of purpose
- Nice idea but I don't think it works. There's a lot of group think going on and defederating from instances with differing views.

1 The Fediverse, how it ought to be 2 Rebel and never sellout 3 The Fediverse abides 4 The privacy toolbox 5 What's an ad?

"Haven't we put up with enough shit?"

Move slow and try not to break things

I am horrible at these things so I asked chat gpt and it's suggestion is "Connect, Create, Collaborate: Empowering Communities on Lemmy!"

Hi NWW!
How about: "Making a new Internet, connection by connection"

“The Fediverse is full of Fedi-philes.”

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