A small problem

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he almost has that perfect evolved-to-survive-car-crashes physique
- It's what the Kool Aid man looks like under the costume
- I get this reference.
  
  I don’t but it made me laugh. What cultural blind spot am I missing?
Turns out TLC stood for "tiny little cock" this whole time
Man, this dude really has everything going against him. No neck, terrible personality, and nothing downstairs to compensate for it.
- How do you know he has a terrible personality? Who is he? Maybe he has a Gene Simmons tongue?
  
  He's a regular on a show my ex watched called 90 day fiance. He pretty much tries to date women outside the U.S. exclusively, and unsuccessfully. I'm not entirely convinced that no-neck-ed isn't a character written for the show with some fancy prosthetics
Which episode of Doctor Who was this?
- Terror of the Zygons.
- The Sontaran Stratagem
The Learning Channel
I was in the pool!
Why he built like Dr Eggman
- Beer
Dude is built like a Goron from the Legend of Zelda series.
Nooooo, not small edd! My day is ruined and I need bleach.
- I believe mayonnaise is the ointment of choice here
  
  🤣
I WAS IN THE POOL!
It's Wednesday my dudes
Tell me someone is 'fuck you rich' without telling me they're 'fuck you rich'.
Couldn't be me 🤭
- Show proof
  
  Check profile (unless this is a indirect diss)

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