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1y ago

Natural immunity

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I don’t have friends and still got Covid…
I definitely did something wrong (it was “being employed”)
- I caught it at a funeral.
  
  Sounds efficient.
- (it was “being employed”)
  Did you at least feel useful for the company as much as they like it to seem?
  
  No. It was a job that could have stayed fully remote but was instead hybrid. And it was a big waste of time job. I could have had another job at the same time.

Can confirm.

Social isolation for 10 years and no covid even when family in the house got it. This strategy works. Your friends are killing you and no vaccination can save you from them. The fuck did I put my tinfoil... \s (disabled)

I have a friend. I married her and the two of us never leave the house so in this doctor's face!
- I literally just asked my covid-don't-ever-leave-the-house friend to marry me last week
  
  Congratulations! (Assuming they said yes 😬)
  
  🎉🎉🎉
- Ditto. My wife is one of two humans I like, and the other lives in a different state.
  
  But how many non humans?

Or they just have a friend group full of responsible individuals
- Responsible? Or crazy lucky and/or less likely to get tested?
  
  Orrr just responsible people that quarantine before hanging out, get vaccinated, wear masks, and social distance. Option number 2 is online friends. I've got a few that got nailed by covid but we d&d/game primarily online so I was still safe lol ¯(ツ)/¯
  I have vulnerable people in my life so nobody sees me in person unless they're damn sure they're clean and so far none of them have let me down

What if my "friends" didn't contract it either? Are we not friends then?
- Real friends give you covid.
  
  Is that why the Republicans were so against masking, because they're really loyal to their friends?
  
  bro real friend give you the clap
- Then your friends don't have any friends

Bullshit. I have no friends yet I had COVID
- Damn you got hit with the double whammy

- I mean, he's not wrong... but he's still an asshole.
  guy with no friends and no Covid.

Making excuses after losing the game

Yeah, he may have a point with that one.

well that's awful rude of him
I'll bet he smells funny, the fucker

Does a girlfriend count as a friend? I've never had COVID so I guess it does.
- You mean it does not. If you had friends then you had covid.
  
  I believe they are making a joke, implying they don't have a girlfriend.

My sample size of one gives his claim merit.

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