Donald Trump says he would encourage Russia to attack Nato allies who pay too little

Yeah, I don't expect Trump to be the kind of fellow that would answer calls to arms from defending allies. I think most of us probably guessed that one.

A vote for Trump is the same as spitting in the face of Ronald Reagan. Then again, Reagan's face should be spat in. I'm kind of conflicted, to be honest.

In a just world, Trump would be swinging at the end of a noose already.

Traitor. To. Our. Allies.

Don't worry, if this sounds like someone you can't support, we have an even older white guy who's actively circumventing congress to fund a genocide!

For bonus points, they both agree the rich don't need taxed, none of us really need healthcare, and cannabis is too dangerous because jazz musicians smoke that stuff.

You can pick any president you want, as long as it's one of those two fuckheads.