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1y ago

Two is probably plenty

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And the second one only exists because the 1st one was lost for some time.
- Nah, having a second doubles my “oh shit I absolutely need to do laundry” timeframe
  
  "..I go front, I go back, I go inside-out. Then I go front and back."
- I found both of them on clearance at the same time.

I just buy blue t-shirts without logo. I have more than 10 identical t-shirts, multiple of same trousers and shorts.
So it looks like I dont change that often, on the other hand I dont have to decide what to wear.
- Are you 100% certain you aren't in a cartoon?
- And as a bonus you get asked to help anytime you go to Best Buy.
  
  Like this classic:
  https://improveverywhere.com/2006/04/23/best-buy/
  
  Is it american joke?
- Right there with you. My wardrobe consists of olive green and gray with the exception of one khaki pants for when I'm feeling wild. Everything goes with everything so I just grab what's on top of the pile. Unlike most people though, I don't own a single piece of black clothing.
- Ah, the Neil Gaiman black pants, black shirt style. Smart!

Of course I have two shirts. I'm a man of means, I am.
- And nice two boot
  Edit: +w
  
  Better than nice one boot

In my defence, it's not the same shirt. It's one of the 20 same coloured shirts

Dress in what makes you feel comfortable. Being comfortable in your own skin is sexy. Just make sure that what you are wearing is clean and well taken care of.
- Being comfortable in your own skin is sexy.
  For comparison, being comfortable in someone else's skin is usually seen as creepy.
  
  Don't kink shame.

I'm a legit npc. I have 10 sets of the same office shirt and 5 sets of the same pants. I call it my work uniform.
I don't wear a tie but when I do it will be the only thing that changes in my outfit.

My shirts are different but I've got ~7 of the same shorts lol

He has two of one of the styles - which was purchased as a gift so him and a buddy could rock them together, then forgot to give it to him and ended up wearing it out of desperation bc his others were dirty.

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