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okay but what if I'm only going to stay there 24 hours and then die? Do I still have to pay for a whole month?
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Please arrange a professional clean prior to vacating or we will arrange our own and the cost will be forwarded to you. Thanks.
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But I'm not vacating my cozy nook after I die. Do you still require tenants to pay rent when dead?
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Yes. Plus security deposit. We're going to need to hire security for the crowd that will gather outside when we pull out your corpse.
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Ummm...
They never pulled him out. He's still in there buried in concrete.
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Believe it or not, he also never paid rent.
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Upset your landlord with this one neat trick!!
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81 comments