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retiolus @lemmy.cat

2y ago

c'mon

re-post from https://mas.to/@boninet/110590083105248537

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I was going to ask where's Facebook's CEO, but we all know Data can walk the ocean floor and take no damage.
- I've just heard that he's signed up to a cage fight with Elon. Gonna be fun seeing Elon's disjointed wrist after he punches through thin air
  
  Elon just gets triggered by water rescues / submarines and needed some attention.
  Remember when he called that hero thai navy diver guy a pedo because he said elon's sub wasn't useful in rescuing those kids trapped in a cave? Apparently rich people and submarine pissing contents is a thing.
  Under no circumstances will precious elon actually risk getting punched in the head, more's the pity.
  
  They're going to be both in fully padded, bubblewrapped crashproof outfits with at least three lawyers in each corner and fall away caging that disintegrates when you blow on it.
  
  https://media.tenor.com/zkmolSOfP7UAAAAd/data-star-trek-stop.gif
- I've heard Zuck use contractions.

While I did enjoy this meme, that's not going to solve the problem. They would be replaced pretty quickly with people who are equally as dubious. That's just the system we live in.
- it wouldn't hurt tho.
- The world needs rays of sunshine sometimes though.
- Yeah and I bet they're already cooking up the best replacement and the transition may happen in the near future.

Where spez?
EDIT: nevermind, I guess he's in Musk's crotch.
- Since the meme is about Titanic, just imagine Musk as Rose and Spez as Jack in the infamous plank scene. XD
- He ain’t no billionaire.
  
  He a wannabe tho
  
  He must start anywhere, Elon's crutch for instance.
  
  He's probably still butthurt about selling reddit for $10 millions or so back then.

Indeed. My only regret about this whole dying-in-a-submarine-from-hubris deal is that Elongated Muskrat wasnt also a passenger. Bezos is a douchebag too, but at least hes only being a capitalist exploiter and not an actual enabler of fascism.

You missed someone.
Donald Trump.
- To be fair he's not a billionaire.
  
  We know the secrets he had are worth billions, just ask jared, and we know he sold us out. He's probably worth billions now.
- the meme was about billionaires though
- They missed the other 3,000 billionaires on Earth.

Yeah do it Elon! You can finally use your Genius rescue tube and show this ungrateful kids + the pedo diver what they missed!!!
- I think all someone would need to do is make a meme of elons sub with him in it, at the titanic crash site, give him a pog face then place text that says "why elon is better then bezos" and both would race to get down there first

C'mon, we can fit more than 2 billionaires in a sub.

I found an old trash can laying on the side of the highway so I went to hardware store and bought a $3 roll of duck tape. If anyone wants to drive my new experimental uncertified submarine to the Challenger Deep hmu.
- You forgot to mention that it's only open for billionaires, spez, Trump and Putin, but that they'll be given a 100% discount.
- I'm going to have to look at how you are driving it. I don't want to see any fancy wires or anything, and I played Wave Race 64 back in the day so I'm pretty sure I can drive it if you use one of those controllers.
  
  I use only the finest madcatz wireless N64 controllers from the sketchiest seller on aliexpress.

actually the one that has a good submarine to go to the depts of the titanic is gabe newell
it sound really weird, but it's true
- The next Valve platform for portal/half-life/dota/cs/TF 3

where's spez?

The sub has room for three more

I bet billionaires back off the space race
- Outside of re entry I bet space is a lot safer then 2 miles deep under the ocean... I really have no clue though
  
  If you have a hull breach in space, supposedly you have up to a few minutes to fix it or put a suit on. 4000m below the surface, you have none.
  Either one you could get trapped and suffocate, though, so I think I'm happy on land.
  
  Tbf there are probably identical risks related to pressure, just that the pressure goes the other way.
- I hope the billionaires all go to space so they can fuck up everyone's life in space instead of on Earth.

Davy Jones awaits them

"I hear they're gonna be talking about it at Bilderberg this year. It would be a shame if you were left out."

The fediverse seems interested in seeing these people die. I understand these people suck a lot, but wishing death is pretty fucked up. Something I’d expect from Reddit.
- both these chucklefucks would kill you for a dollar. just sayin'.
- Yeah, I agree, that's the first thing I thought after seeing this. And now you're being downvoted. I'm a bit disappointed to be honest, in my head this community was supposed to be better.
- The hatred towards rich and succesful people is one of the harder to grasp concepts I've been dealing with in reddit. I don't get it. I do but I don't.
  
  its because elon didn't work for his money and success, he inherited it
  also Jeff besoz is a massive hypocrite, and straight up evil
  
  you learn enough about the victims of capital, you start to hate the people who own it. killing them wouldn't solve anything, but i'd still throw a party if they beefed it.
  
  I wouldn't say it's about how rich and successful they are, it's more that they benefit from a system that brutalizes so many. And they're not just participating in it, they're actively enabling it. Hell, i don't know about musk, but bezos had his part in shaping it.

You forgot Billy G!
- I think Bill Gates is actually doing some good stuff with his foundation. I'd rather see Spez going on this adventure.

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