Third option

🎼It's raining men🎶

There's actually a bunch! My favorite is called aquamation or alkaline hydrolysis, where they dissolve you in water with some chemicals and then pour you on a tree or whatever!

It doesn't really affect this meme, I just think it's neat.

INTO THE BLENDER I GO

Human mulch is a very eco-friendly way to give back to nature what you consumed.

Ah, the Fargo option. Very popular with the film crowd.

that's the confetti machine

Confetti

Just in case the deceased stops being dead.

Aim the ejection port at Mitch McConnell's house for my ceremony.

Beside, not between.