Neuralink implants brain chip in first human, Musk says
Neuralink implants brain chip in first human, Musk says
"Initial results show promising neuron spike detection," Musk added. Reuters reported earlier this month that Neuralink was fined for violating U.S. Department of Transportation (DOT) rules regarding the movement of hazardous materials.
I don't care who makes it I'm not putting absolutely proprietary software in my brain
What's the worst that could happen?
Yeah, like this is technology I've wanted since I was a kid, the stuff I wish people were talking about when they say VR, instead of screens you wear on your head and motion-detection controllers. Video games are a lot better when they are dynamic and current VR tech can't really do that yet.
But that said, I'll die never experiencing that before trusting anything Elon Musk is involved with.
Was there not some issues with the animal trials last year or am I misremembering?
Nah, your implant should have deleted any record of that happening.
Oh, and don’t worry about calling your lawyer about medical malpractice or anything; after all, we’ve disabled your speech center.
As in they all had to be euthanized in a very short amount of time, or something like that?
Didn't the animal tests lead to pretty bad deaths? And wasn't that less than a year ago? I can't imagine this going well.
Plus there was the blind-tech that was revealed not too long ago where now that they're bankrupt the group is slowly going blind and worse. I feel like none of this is going to end well.
Lots of them, yes.
Can't wait to have a stroke because someone put a cryptomining virus on my brainchip.
playing Cyberpunk these days and there's a lot of that
God speed, guinea pig.
at least the billionaire sub moron believed in his product enough to go down with it.
does this coward have the guts to use his own crap?
If he hasn't gotten an implant when it moves beyond solving medical problems to being a consumer device that an everyday person would be able to buy, that'd be really telling.
But until then that's not how it works. They need approval to do trials on very specific things, such as working with quadriplegics.
We're probably decades away from non trials for only medical purposes.
Install this proprietary app from Google Play or App Store on your Google Android or Apple iPhone certified device to access your stored memories.
Oops, looks like we had a security flaw and some malware has removed all your memories!
Sorry about that, we've given you free subscription to our Neuralink AI software for 1 year to make up for it.
They can have my memories for like a $.99 app store credit.
Pump the stocks with buzzwords!
Well if musk said it...
I don't believe it.
Oh, that's why he's been behaving this way.
Mark of the least
Oh you
I hope he himself has it in him. Based on his progressing psychosis it is in his head for some time now.
Watch. It will end up being Alec Baldwin.
Elon Musk saw the shitter episode of South Park, and was inspired by it. He hatched a plan. He needed a company working on brain computer interface technology, and Twitter to get renamed shitter. Nuerolink was easy to find, but Shitter was troublesome. He bought twitter, then in what only could be called by Elon Musk some sort of brilliance, thought he could tank the sites reputation so hard and give it a stupid brand that people would roll their eyes and switch to calling it "shitter."
Once that had taken place, he would be able to develop the technology, and finally release a platform that gave anyone the ability to publicly broadcast all their thoughts without a filter. And he would be loved for it
Oh you're wearing one of those neuralinks. Dont try any of that mind control on me.
😁 I'm so looking forward to use this quote in real life.
Why does clicking on this link bring up Google Play lol wtf
This is one of the worst ideas in capitalism..
I want this but with the capability of uploading fake memories. Like in the Arnold Chachanege where he gets fake memories. But without all the violence. I just wanna feel like a million bucks every day. Maybe I'll remember how I made sweet sweet love the night before or something awesome like that.
How far is it from giving vision to blind people to making memories?
At the very least being able to send a video and have the brain understand it is at least a first step?
We'll get there one day. I'll recruit them some "volunteers" if they need!
....oh Mr Santos, it's a really cool implant, you should really try it.
Cyberpunk incoming
Musk wants to turn the planet into the same mindless drone he is himself.