You may call me a monster but I know I'm not the only one

You know the kind of guy who does nothing but browse the internet and then wonders why his life sucks? One by one I’m gonna make up for all the grass I didn’t touch.

Aw yeah!

Yu-Ar-El? Is he Kryptonian?

What's that porn, URL? I'm feeling

Valid acronym.

Oh god, not this shit again. I’m sure there’s a GIF somewhere about this issue.

You are El

Hey URL, go and fetch your friend JSON!

Makes perfect sense.

If URL then I am Kira