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11mo ago

Little Caesar's [beetlemoses]

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As a person who's been in a Little Caesar's, can confirm. That's why the pizzas are so cheap, you must escape a liminal space first
- if the space serves a purpose (must be escaped from) is it liminal any more and is actually now a locus?

I get it's referencing the back rooms, but I don't get why. No location I've ever been to looked anything like that.
- I think the joke is that nobody ever actually enters LC. They just order from there. So there would be no way of knowing if it was actually secretly an entrance to the backrooms
  
  I order for pickup and it looks like this.
  
  But now that you mentioned it, what is their back room? Do they even have a kitchen?
  Or do they all just go to the Little Caesars Dimension and through the Pizza Portal and fetch us some Hot-and-Readys by negotiating with the outer gods?
  
  People order delivery from little Caesars? I didn't even know they had delivery.
  
  Every LC I've ever seen is takeout only... You have to go inside to get the pizza
  
  This could have been an episode of Reply All, from their “Yes, yes, no” segment. It would go down the Backrooms rabbit hole and back up reminiscing about cheap Little Caesar’s.

The only ones I have ever been in were just a counter and a clearly visible kitchen behind it with no walls separating them.
- the best ones were the ones inside of super kmart, you could actually eat in there or buy by the slice.
  
  Interesting. Our K-Mart only had the K-Mart snack bar. I remember eating hot dogs there as a kid.
  
  I miss that era.
  Where did this pizza come from, Kmart? Nobody knows. And now nobody will ever know.

Little caesars is just greese and cardboard. Their dough is cardboard, the sauces are greese, the menu is colored greese on cardboard, the windows are cardboard.
- Yes, absolutely yes and it is also unironically my favorite pizza. Or at least it was, even they gor hit with the shrinkflation bullshit
  
  Ugh we can’t even have greasy cardboard without the economy downsizing it.
- Greek or grease? We'll never know.

Pizza Pizza

Grindr alert noise

All the ones I've been in it's just a bunch of us fat dudes crowded around watching another fat dude say "extra most bestest" to some pimply teenager that hates his life.

Where’s the Caesarland animatronic band?

I can't tell if this is more like DOOM, or the Minotaur's labyrinth.
- I think it’s supposed to be a backrooms reference
  
  So a bit of both.

Is this a screenshot from Escape the Backrooms?

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