Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world MacN'Cheezus @lemmy.today 1y ago

So versatile and convenient

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Wait what's that guy on the left doing lmao
- What don't your understand about ALL PURPOSE?
- Kneading his dough... O_o
- Floueshlight.
- I... don't think we really want to know?
  
  Possibly similar to the guy on the far right.
- All Pumping Flour
Who's the artist? Why isn't this masterpiece signed?
You can use it as toilet paper.

Mind you, it's not very effective.
- Instructions unclear, now I have an even whiter ass. Also something doesn't feel right.
  
  Throw in the washer, tumble dry low.
  
  Don't forget, you can always go to the booty store. To confirm: NSFW.
They say that, but can you use it to cure lupus?
- Not sure, but if you spread it in a circle around you the gluten intolerant will not come near you.
  
  My wife's best friend is gluten intolerant.
  
  I appreciate the handy tip.
- False advertising strikes again...
  
  You can use the flour to strike again!
Cheapest way to reveal invisible enemies.
- I'd like to think that this is how people become gluten intolerant
A video version of the joke: https://youtu.be/ehiCgps8vow
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- Good one!
- Gus Johnson bad
I like that one of the purposes shown is just "chilling by itself" 😄
- It’s like a pet rock but fluffier.
Except for the fucking that's kind of what we do with our bag of rice.
- Why not both?
Why are there 2 guys sitting on one with another on their head? Is that the most common use?
- in the restaurant we call this break time, the one on your head helps absorb the smell of your cigarette smoke, while the one on the bottom soaks up the swamp ass

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