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MacN'Cheezus @lemmy.today

11mo ago

They're all dicks if you ask me

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Let's trade Florida for a second California.
- can we just get rid of both of them pls?
  
  I'll settle for sawing off Los Angeles and letting it float off into the distance.
  
  What did California do that's so bad?

Do both. Then the US is a spider. Or maybe a funky crab?
- It'll definitely start getting funky if you play some Raggaeton or Merengue
  
  Crab rave anyone?
- Carcinisation really going wild on this one

I'm pretty sure Tenxas would be worse.
- Where would we even put all of those? Canada?
  
  Please God no. We already have Texas lite with Alberta
  Source: Albertan
  
  Space, where they can’t influence things? They should be fine with their independent power grid, right?
  
  Gulf of Mexico

Think about that GDP doe. Mmmmmmm
- Enough Californias to fund welfare to so many red states!
- slaps Califournia
  "Think about all the health insurance that tax money could buy."
  
  Defense Department: "Best I can do is killing more brown people overseas."

Nohio
- Also known as: Ohno
  
  Ohellno
- Aye, I could do that. Nobody would miss it anyways.

Califournia would be a HUGE tax base, and probably somewhat annoying, but Fourida would probably end up starting the next few world wars, and at least one of them would be over bath salts.
- Bath salts are old hat. We're stuffed to the gills with fent and meth like everyone else now

California merely annoys me. Florida terrifies me.

One Florida is enough, thanks.
- s/enough/too many/
- We’ve had one, yes, but what about second Florida?

You can milk anything with nipples
- I have nipples thcdenton, can you milk me?
- TIL almonds have nipples.
  
  He said you can milk anything with nipples, not all milk comes from nipples.

Everywhere I go I see his face
- I love you too Zoidberg

ameroctopod
- Amerachnid
  
  This is better, thank you

Gonenada
- Your terms are acceptable

Utterly disgusting.
- Udderly disgusting

Fourida because we could walk away

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