Venison

Peak boomer humor

“Hehe, no Billy, your Mom hasn’t touched my dick since you were born. This here is the deer’s asshole, eat that shit up son.”

Ok, I spent way too much time trying to understand what a hell “deef meat” is. Please tell me I am not along. I need it for my self-esteem.

Ha ha spouse bad am I right fellow humans?

I realize it was supposed to be dear, but the only thing I could think of at first was pig