Chicken soup
Chicken soup
Chicken soup
Puppy!
You mean 小狗.
No. I'm an American and I eat dogs.
Cock
Well, at least you're honest 🤷.
Wait, I think they ate it. Bobbitt style.
Thinkpad clitoris
What are you a fuckin parrot?
Dude that's a prejudice, have some respect
Why did you eat it off the thinkpad?
I use arch
The industry standard term for it is the Thipple.
That's my band name
Sigh...Pussy.
Where is my little Pussy, come here Puss, don't be shy 🥰.
Goldfish
Took me a second to realize you meant the crackers 😂
Times is tough
Potato Soup. Nickname Potato.
Nickname Potat.
I agree.
Brick
ಠ_ಠ
Mmm, crunchy.
5 guys
oh boy, I sure hope this is referring to the popular fast food restaurant and not cannibalism!
Why do you got to be like that? He could have just come out of a really hardcore gay club.
Or, if he's a she, a really hardcore not-gay club.
Sloppy Cumshot. What a cute name
I'd just stick with the first one, trust me on this.
Arsenic.
You're probably gonna have to give him up for adoption.
Aw he dead.
Asshole
Well, if you insist...
Poor dog is gonna get name cock 🥺
Wow, didn't know anyone actually ate roosters.
"WE DONT WASTE FOOD IN THIS HOUSE"
Creme brulé
Tamale!
Child.
Biscuit
It's a great name.
Thank you.
Taco
2 whole pots of nutella
Microwaved? As a little treat?
prostitute
Turkish delight
CHICHARRONES!
Beans!
Dog is such an uninspired name though...
Tequila coke
The cornerstone of every nutritious breakfast
Sushi
Pussy
Dog
Baked beans
spicy and tingly beef biang biang, shortening this name is illegal
Bok Choy
Pho
Asshole
Pudding
Tortilla chip
Your sister
Please do... she needs it 🥺.
Shokupan is actually a great name for that little fluffy white dog.
He is meaty ziti now
Chocolate.
Sausages
Bologna sandwich
potato
Hackfleisch pide mit sucuk und scharf
Werther's Original
I think French Toast is a great name for the little guy
Oreos and milk
Dog food
egg roll
Oh no, he's called Grinder.
Cum
Quest mini protein peanut butter cup
Chili (homemade)